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How well can you attribute these funny quotes?

You could win a pair of tickets to see


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THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED!

CONGRATULATIONS TO JOHN GRAHM! HE'S WON A PAIR OF TICKETS
TO SEE ROSEANNE BARR ON SUANDAY, APRIL 3RD IN ORLANDO!

THANKS FOR PLAYING!

Entry deadline is Wednesday March 16th, at noon (ET)

Below you will find a list of 25 quotes uttered by various funny people in America over a span of 75 years: 1929 –2004. All you need do is ascribe each quote to the person whom you believe said it. Some are standard lines from stand-up comedy routines; others are off-the-cuff remarks or lines honed from speeches; still others are scripted lines from Hollywood films or television shows. We will post the answers online at the end of the contest. Please note that most winners of our contests do NOT attain a perfect score, so if a few quotes stump you, don't let that keep you from entering.

In the case of tie, one winner will be selected (from among the top scoring contestants) by random draw, in order to determine the ultimate prizewinner.

The winner will receive two tickets to see Rosanne Barr on Sunday April 3, 2005, courtesy of Orlando's Hard Rock Live!

Don't live in the area? Enter just the same. You can transfer the Hard Rock tickets to a local person of your choosing, or we will be happy to send you a music CD in lieu of tickets should you win.

Should the first place winner decline the tickets; the tickets to see Rosanne Barr will be awarded to the 2nd-place contestant.

Contest entry deadline is Wednesday, March 16th, at noon (ET). Winner will be announced Friday evening March. 18th, in the WANZeGRAM and in this section of the web site. Good Luck!


Please report any problems immediately to our WADmaster.


One winner will receive a pair of tickets for the April 3, 2005 performance of Roseanne Barr at Hard Rock Live! in Orlando. In the event of a tie, the winner will be determined by a random, blind draw, from the list of winning entries. Entry deadline is noon (ET), on Wednesday, Mar. 16th. Contest results will posted online, here at WANZIEandDOUG.com, on Friday evening, Mar. 18, 2005 as well as in the WANZeGRAM. Please see contest rules before submitting entry form. Good luck and have fun!

HERE ARE THE CORRECT ANSWERS:

1. "Call 911!" Bette Midler
2. "Take my wife, please!" Henny Youngman
3. "Oh grow up!" Joan Rivers
4. "Never mind." Emily Latilla / Gilda Radner
5. "I don't get no respect!" Rodney DangerfieldX
6. "Hey Lady!" Jerry Lewis
7. "I can see by looking in your eyes that you have the legs of a dancer." Billy Crystal
8. "I'm in the phone book! I'm in the phone book!" Steve Martin
9. "That really pisses me off!" Roseanne Barr
10. "Have I reached the party to whom I am speaking?" Ernestine / Lily Tomlin
11. "I'll bet that makes his putter flutter!" Johnny Carson
12. "Do you pop out at parties?" Lucy Ricardo / Lucille Ball
13. "Rochester!" Jack Benny
14. "Life's a banquet, and most poor sons of bitches are starving to death." Mame / Rosalind Russell / Angela Landsbury
15. "Noah. Who said that?" Bill Cosby
16. "I put my shirt on my head and I got beautiful, long, luxurious blonde hair." Whoopi Goldberg
17. "This just in from the home office ... " David Letterman
18. "Oh Rob!" Laura Petri / Mary Tyler Moore
19. "Max!" Carol Burnett
20. "Stifle!" Archie Bunker / Carroll O’Conner
21. "Very Interesting!" Artie Johnson
22. "Did you ever have the feeling there's a wasket in your basket?" Dr. Suess / Theodore Geisel
23. "We're goin in!" Captain EO / Michael Jackson
24. "I love children. I could eat one every day." Michael Jackson (just kidding): W.C. Fields
25. "I know it's hard to put food on your family." President George W. Bush

That's it!! Now, just fill out the remaining section and submit your answers. Please read the contest rules before submitting. Report any problems with this form to our WADmaster. For clarifications on individual questions, please contact WANZIE.

OFFICIAL CONTEST RULES: One winner will receive a pair of tickets for the April 3, 2005 performance of Roseanne Barr at Hard Rock Live! in Orlando. In the event of a tie, the winner will be determined by a random, blind draw, from the list of winning entries. Entry deadline is noon (ET), on Wednesday, Mar. 16th. Contest results will posted online, here at WANZIEandDOUG.com, on Friday evening, Mar. 18, 2005. One entry allowed per person, email address, IP address, etc. All additional entries are void and will be deleted. Contest is open to individuals from ANY geographical location. Transportation is not provided as a part of the winning prize. Individuals associated with WANZIEandDOUG.com, their families and associates, are not eligible. Void where prohibited. Winners must be at least 18 years of age.

   

 





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