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Welcome to the Monday Movie Review with WANZIE and DOUG!

Tune in to Real Radio 104.1 FM in Orlando every Monday afternoon around 5:15 PM to hear the boys discuss the movies. Smack dab in the middle of Orlando's longest-running, extremely popular talk-radio show The Philips Phile, the guys dish out the pink triangles, talk about what they liked or disliked, and tell you whether or not you should waste your money on a ticket to see the movie of the week. OK, who are we kidding. They do get around to talking about movies, but you actually never know just what is going to come out of their mouths once they get going.

It's worth listening in just to see if WANZIE can manage to keep the FCC from throwing down a fine or two for something that he's blurted out. After all, once they hit that delay or bleep button, it takes a while to build it back up. You'll be on pins and needles with the next edition of the Monday Movie Review with WANZIE and DOUG. And be sure to tune into The Philip's Phile on Real Radio 104.1 FM, Monday thru Friday from 3-7 PM.

If you don't reside in the Central Florida area, you can tune in to the show on the Internet. Check out The Philips Phile online here! You can also catch delayed presentations of the show on XM satellite radio (Extreme XM - Channel 152). It airs the entire show three-hours later (6-10 PM). You can catch the guys on XM at approximately 8:10 PM.

Click here for our Pink Triangle Rating System | Past Movie Reviews from the Wanzie Archives

Week of August 31, 2009 Review

WANZIE

"It's like the old board game Mousetrap. No one really cares about the game itself, they just want to get to the part that sets the series of unrelated events in motion where the boot kicks the bucket that spills something and makes a marble go down a slide and flag goes up a pole and a mouse is trapped. It's like that except instead of a plastic mouse being trapped a real person gets their head knocked off by a flying Nascar tire or their intestines sucked out by a pool drain. It's great gory fun."

DOUG

"I am not going to see 4."

"Consider the genre when deciding to see this movie."

"I only saw the because it is what Michael wanted to see."

"Apparently they just keep making the same movie over and over. I haven't seen the other two but that is what friends of mine say."

" It was OK, just mindless entertainment."

3 triangles

2 triangles

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Week of August 24, 2009 Review

WANZIE

"This movie was clearly made by people who were high for people to be high when they watch it."

"What a great rental. I would rent it in a heartbeat!"

"I give it a 3, but it is a strong 3."

DOUG

"Funny and mindless."

"It's Jeremy Piven with the worst wig you have ever seen in our life."

"I laughed a lot!."

3 triangles

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Week of August 24, 2009 Non Review

WANZIE

"We walked out after 12 minutes."

DOUG

"We can't review it as we walked out."

"It had really bad CGI."

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Week of August 17, 2009 Review

WANZIE

"Meryl Streep is Crazy Good - is there anything she cannot do?...she looks tall!."

"The story about the blogger and the story about Julia were equally entertaining. They were all great performances."

"It was just utterly amazing! I wanted to go right back in and see it again!"

"I just adored it. I loved it!"

DOUG

"It's very entertaining!"

""It was sweet but it didn't pull my heartstrings."

"I wanted to cook after I saw it. We were salivating."

4 triangles

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Week of August 3, 2009 Review

Note from the Lake Mary Office: The boys spent a great deal of time talking about Food Inc., which Doug reviewed back in July (apparently we are all doomed)....click here for that review.

WANZIE

"You do not have to be an Adam Sandler fan to see this movie."

"It was better than I thought it would be."

"This is not your typical Adam Sandler movie; it requires a level of intelligence to watch it."

"In this movie, Adam Sandler makes fun of his career at his own expense."

"The movie could use an editor."

DOUG

"The movie was pretty good."

"The trailer gives away the entire movie."

"The movie is about 40 minutes too long…and you can feel it."

"Not a movie you have to see in the theater."

3½ triangles

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The Pink Triangles!

It's all about the pink triangles folks! Yes, every now and then the guys actually discuss movies. And in doing so, they generally share what they liked or didn't like about the movie, or even the movie-going experience. We capture a few of those quotes here. But it really comes down to the triangles. Here's what they represent:

	Stinko. Not worth seeing under any circumstances.
	Below average. Not worth the cost of admission plus the gas to get to the theater. Wait for it to come to cable.
	A competent, entertaining film. Nothing extraordinary, but certainly worth the ticket price.
	Excellent. Highly recommended.
	A Classic! A must-see film that should absolutely be experienced in a proper theater setting.

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