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 The Monday Movie Review with WANZIEandDOUG!

July 2009

The Philips Phile on Real Radio 104.1 FM - Orlando!
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Welcome to the Monday Movie Review with WANZIE and DOUG!

Tune in to Real Radio 104.1 FM in Orlando every Monday afternoon around 5:15 PM to hear the boys discuss the movies.  Smack dab in the middle of Orlando's longest-running, extremely popular talk-radio show The Philips Phile, the guys dish out the pink triangles, talk about what they liked or disliked, and tell you whether or not you should waste your money on a ticket to see the movie of the week.  OK, who are we kidding.  They do get around to talking about movies, but you actually never know just what is going to come out of their mouths once they get going. 

It's worth listening in just to see if WANZIE can manage to keep the FCC from throwing down a fine or two for something that he's blurted out.  After all, once they hit that delay or bleep button, it takes a while to build it back up.  You'll be on pins and needles with the next edition of the Monday Movie Review with WANZIE and DOUG.  And be sure to tune into The Philip's Phile on Real Radio 104.1 FM, Monday thru Friday from 3-7 PM.

If you don't reside in the Central Florida area, you can tune in to the show on the Internet.  Check out The Philips Phile online here!  You can also catch delayed presentations of the show on XM satellite radio (Extreme XM - Channel 152).  It airs the entire show three-hours later (6-10 PM).  You can catch the guys on XM at approximately 8:10 PM.

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Week of July 27, 2009 Review

WANZIE

"It was very slow paced and a little long, but a great "Bad Seed" formula flick with enough creepiness to make it worth the watch. I always love a good nun beating."

The Orphan

DOUG

"I didn't like it."

"It was far too slow."

"Wait for the video."


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Week of July 20, 2009 Review (2 for the price of 1)
WANZIE (Harry Potter)

"It should get the Academy Award for Art Direction. It is a gorgeous film."

"From a theatrical standpoint, it seemed like long narratives, that lacked the peaks and valleys and lacked the characteristics that make a great movie."

"I felt the movie was boring. The movie ended flat flat flat."

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"Very interesting documentary about where our food comes from in the United States and how big companies are in charge of most food production"

"You question how you want to eat, and if you want to go to a grocery store again."


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Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Official Movie Website | Show times and Tickets | Movie Trailer
Food Inc. Official Movie Website | Show times and Tickets | Movie Trailer

Week of July 13, 2009 Review

WANZIE
[note from editor - Thank you Michael]

"It was deliciously wrong!"

"I loved it!"

"It was like seeing an accident you just can't turn away from."

"It is one big overblown "Candid Camera."

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DOUG

"I did not care for it."

"It was not particularly creative."

"Gratified version of Punk'd."

"I'm not against an infantile movie but this just wasn't that funny."

"Don't even get the video."


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Week of July 6, 2009 Review

WANZIE

I would go see anything with that cutie, Michael Cera, in it. It's funny and perfect summer fare.

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DOUG

Don’t go see it in a theater but it is funny it’s retarded humor... rent it


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The Pink Triangles!
It's all about the pink triangles folks!  Yes, every now and then the guys actually discuss movies.  And in doing so, they generally share what they liked or didn't like about the movie, or even the movie-going experience.  We capture a few of those quotes here.  But it really comes down to the triangles.  Here's what they represent:
One Pink Triangle! Stinko. Not worth seeing under any circumstances.
 One Pink Triangle!One Pink Triangle! Below average. Not worth the cost of admission plus the gas to get to the theater. Wait for it to come to cable.
One Pink Triangle!One Pink Triangle!One Pink Triangle! A competent, entertaining film. Nothing extraordinary, but certainly worth the ticket price.
One Pink Triangle!One Pink Triangle!One Pink Triangle!One Pink Triangle! Excellent. Highly recommended.
One Pink Triangle!One Pink Triangle!One Pink Triangle!One Pink Triangle!One Pink Triangle! A Classic! A must-see film that should absolutely be experienced in a proper theater setting.


 


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