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"I laughed some. It's not the funniest of the series. It was funnier when it was not gross. There was an overabundance of bodily fluids coming out of every human orifice. I covered my 3D glasses to over come the urge to throw up. The sound became so offensive, I had to leave the theater. There is something truly wrong, with the people who make these movies.  "

DOUG

"The movie is funny as crap. There is lots of excrement and vomit. You laugh a lot. None of the pranks make any sense. The 3D effects don't really work.  "

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"The movie is an interesting and compelling story. Diane Lane is fabulous. It was so Disneyfied, it became very stereotypical. This is a female - empowerment film. "

DOUG

"There whole sections of dialog you can say before the actors say it. The movie is that trite. The races were sometimes exhilarating because they mounted cameras on the horses' legs. "

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"It has a fair amount of dry factual information necessary to tell the story; but it never got bogged down.  The dialogue makes the movie so great. Justin Timberlake is Oscar material."

DOUG

"The movie was good... very, very good. It had snappy dialogue. Alan Sorkin directs."

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"All these wonderful people in the movie just proves a director can ruin the film. Betty White has every one liner that would be funny if said by an old person. The movie gets all wrapped up neat with a bow. Then there is the expected zinger at the end. Everyone is bad. Stay away! "

DOUG

"Please Jesus... it was horrific. The writing, directing, camera work, everything was horrible bad. I am even telling 13 year old girls to stay away.  "

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WANZIE

"I really enjoyed it. It was far better than the trailer lead me to believe it would be. A piece of fluff, but good fluff. Loved everybody in it."

DOUG

"The movie has nice twists and turns. It's kind of funny. Emma Stone is very talented, and is going to be a major talent."

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"It was a completely straight forward movie that lasted 90 minutes. It seemed much longer. It had horrible pacing issues that made it seem 2 hours long. It had a bad ending. The movie was mildly amusing. The credits were clever, but through the whole movie they kept showing the animation of a plane flying over a map over and over again."

DOUG

"Christina Applegate is in it and she is funny. I cried when they broke up. It's not that bad of a movie...just drawn out. It's not going to win a Pulitzer. It's a 20 something date movie."

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"For once she (Jennifer Aniston) wasn't flighty. America loves her for who she is. I would asset that she has taken a small step in the right direction. She had depth of character. The kid is completely neurotic. He had to learn lines and words that no young actor in history has had to learn. Justin Bateman is excellent. I cried twice."

DOUG

"It was alright. It's cute and quirky. The little kid was great!  If it comes on TV you should watch it. Justin Bateman was good."

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"If anyone had told me I'd walk away loving this movie, I would have told them they were crazy. I went because I wanted to hate it. It's so stylized, it is difficult to explain. The end result is absolutely delightful. There is something for everyone in it. "

DOUG

Was out of town for this week's show.

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"I didn't stay for the whole thing. I was just that tired of it. If you're the kind of person that gets moist over cage fighting and monster truck shows, run to see this. Stallone, the producer, obviously not his hair (dyed or wig) and painted on eyebrows. He's clearly has mascara on his bottom lashes. It's about many people getting shot every two minutes, and fist fights that go on longer than humanly possible. The big selling point is the Governor of California is in the movie. He is in it for all of 30 seconds. I am telling you this because it is the only selling point to see the movie. The movie was horrible. "

DOUG

" The movie was full of snarky lines. There is a big fight. Bruce Willis is in it for all of 2 minutes. "

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WANZIE

"It was the story "Annie," but mixed in was evil and plot to steal the moon. It was cute, but more for kids than adults. Beautifully executed. "

DOUG

"Sweet. Cute. OK. Fine, but boring. It tries to make you cry at the end. "

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"It was really excellent because it is not all pretty and all tied up. If you're a sophisticated person, and you like interpersonal relationships of any kind you will like this movie. It is really a family dynamics film. There could be 3 Oscar nominated performances from this movie. It's very much a slice of life movie. It's very well written, superbly acted; really excellent."

DOUG

"It's funny but it's not a comedy. There is a horrible twist in the middle of the movie...but in the end "The Kids are All Right". Julianne Moore will be nominated for an Oscar. There are many moments that are quite intense. Annette Bening is great. Mark Ruffalo is funny."

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"In the film she's 75 years old. She's now 78. I really wanted to know what happened to her agent, Billy. I would have liked resolution to that. The only reason she did the Apprentice was because she was never allowed on NBC after Johnny Carson had her blackballed. Joan didn't see one frame of the movie until it was made. She said, "I want the documentary to be real. " The people who work for her can't keep up with her. We follow her in her house and in her car. I didn't like that the movie had an abrupt ending."

DOUG

"It's so excellent. She's not happen unless she has 4 appointments per day. You get the feeling you really know her. She wants to be working constantly. I felt bad about my work ethic after watching. The movie is really good."

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WANZIE

"Good family movie. It's a sweet summer movie. It has something for everyone. I found myself laughing at some really stupid parts, so I guess it worked on some level."

DOUG

"I giggled probably 18 times throughout, but the rest of the movie was bad. Frivolous fun. You are not going to learn anything. "

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