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December 20, 2010

WANZIE

"Everything about the ballet point of the movie is totally accurate. It's very dark. It's horribly violent and gory. I liked it. I thought it was freakishly good. It is icky and creepy and macabre. It is certainly not a holiday feel good movie. It's unnerving because of peoples interactions. I only covered my eyes when they threw up."

DOUG

"It's pretty dark. There's a lot of blood. There's an ecstasy trip in it. Girls getting hit by cars. There's some lesbian sex. I just want to throw that in here. Barbara Hershey is excellent as the controlling mother."

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December 13, 2010

WANZIE

"It was beautifully filmed. It plays like an action film. Boys will like it. The music is forgettable. The lyrics are terrible. There is no adult humor like you have come to expect. "

DOUG

"I thought it was a great movie for kids. The 3D effects are great. It's an interesting story. It was beautifully filmed."

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December 6, 2010

WANZIE

"I thought it was very well written. I laughed a lot. It was a lovely romantic comedy. Ann Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal commit at the beginning of their relationship that it is not about sex. Jake's acting is absolutely perfect for the role he is playing."

DOUG

"This is a movie about Jake Gyllenhaal who is a pharmaceutical salesman. I thought the writing was better than the acting. Wanzie makes the movie sound much better than it is. It's just a love story. You cry quite a bit."

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November 29, 2010

WANZIE

"Most of the movie should be torched. The very name is misleading. There is no stripping. It's not burlesque...it's Cabaret. The movie's downfall is it's horrible script. The movie is a Christina Aguilera concert with a movie wrapped around it. The dancing and singing are the only elements that give this movie a 2."

DOUG

"The movie is hokey. There are too many stories all at once. It's a bad script. Christina Aguilera is not horrible. "

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November 22, 2010

WANZIE

"The movie sucks. Don't go see it. It's not worthy of our time to talk about it. It's the same old super hero story. It was number 1 for a week because of the star power."

DOUG

"It's awful. It's boring. It took an hour into the movie before Wanzie laughed."

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November 1, 2010

WANZIE

"Once you get past the fact that this movie is a blatant rip-off of Trains Planes and Automobiles you can't stop laughing and wincing at the more imaginative and more unlawful happenstances that occur in this film that make it far funnier than the film it's ripping off. I'd turn around and go right back in to see it again I laughed so much."

DOUG

"I thought it was just as funny, if not funnier than The Hangover. Robert Downey Jr. is perfection and that Zach Galifianakis is just about the funniest human in movies today. Just when you think it's gone about as far as it can go it takes another "Oh no they didn't" turn. I'd see it again tomorrow."

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November 1, 2010

WANZIE

"This just makes you sit through the whole thing and finally when you think they are going to bring it together the credits roll. I screamed. I can't believe that Steven Spielberg had anything to do with this movie. The only redeeming thing in the whole movie is that the boy who's twin brother died tells him to move on. Very disappointing. The trailer was wonderful. Everyone is trying to find answers, but nobody finds out a damn thing. It was a big big buildup to absolutely a big zero. Bad bad movie. It was horrible. I can't believe this was directed by Clint Eastwood, and produced by Steven Spielberg. "

DOUG

"It tells three different stories and how they all come together in the end. It was dreary. I literally fell asleep. Boring boring boring. There are fifteen scenes when you just want to kill yourself. It was two hours and fifteen minutes that seemed like four hours. Eastwood and Spielberg need to go to the pacing store. But the tsunami effect was fabulous. "

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October 25, 2010

WANZIE

"I laughed some. It's not the funniest of the series. It was funnier when it was not gross. There was an overabundance of bodily fluids coming out of every human orifice. I covered my 3D glasses to over come the urge to throw up. The sound became so offensive, I had to leave the theater. There is something truly wrong, with the people who make these movies. "

DOUG

"The movie is funny as crap. There is lots of excrement and vomit. You laugh a lot. None of the pranks make any sense. The 3D effects don't really work. "

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October 11, 2010

WANZIE

"The movie is an interesting and compelling story. Diane Lane is fabulous. It was so Disneyfied, it became very stereotypical. This is a female - empowerment film. "

DOUG

"There whole sections of dialog you can say before the actors say it. The movie is that trite. The races were sometimes exhilarating because they mounted cameras on the horses' legs. "

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October 4, 2010

WANZIE

"It has a fair amount of dry factual information necessary to tell the story; but it never got bogged down. The dialogue makes the movie so great. Justin Timberlake is Oscar material."

DOUG

"The movie was good... very, very good. It had snappy dialogue. Alan Sorkin directs."

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The Pink Triangles!

It's all about the pink triangles folks! Yes, every now and then the guys actually discuss movies. And in doing so, they generally share what they liked or didn't like about the movie, or even the movie-going experience. We capture a few of those quotes here. But it really comes down to the triangles. Here's what they represent:

	Stinko. Not worth seeing under any circumstances.
	Below average. Not worth the cost of admission plus the gas to get to the theater. Wait for it to come to cable.
	A competent, entertaining film. Nothing extraordinary, but certainly worth the ticket price.
	Excellent. Highly recommended.
	A Classic! A must-see film that should absolutely be experienced in a proper theater setting.

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