Save The Date!

LESLIE JORDAN

Returns to the Footlight Theatre

In An ALL-NEW Show! 

 

ONE NIGHT ONLY / ONLY AT THE PARLIAMENT HOUSE

SUNDAY, MARCH 28, 8 PM

Tickets Go On Sale
Wednesday, March 10
Exclusively at Wanzie.com 

DON'T FORGET:

Monday, March 8th is

FAB FRINGE FUNDRAISER!

 

See WORLD IN BRIEF section for details

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Friday, March 5, 2010

Dear WANZeGRAM Reader,

 
 

"Just like the baby's first few steps...

 

 

...the world grows wider with the quest" - Michael Wanzie, Lyrics from the Charron/Wanzie musical LIZZIE

 

Good morning!

 

We at the WANZeGRAM wish to remind you that the world is a great big wonderful place with fantastic things to discover and marvelous people to get to know. The more you venture out into the world and drink it in, the more you yourself grow.

 

As Mark Twain once said, "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime."

 

If you lack the means to travel the world as certain Mike & Eddie's do, then at least make the time to tune in to the Travel Channel, or go drink around the world at Epcot.

 

A short day trip to St. Cloud or a visit to old downtown Winter Garden can make you feel like you're in another world.

 

Of course you can always simply go to the Parliament House on Saturday, March 6 to celebrate Wanzie's birthday (6:30 PM - 7:30 PM in the piano bar), and partake of the Mardi Gras celebration. If you drink a great deal and squint your eyes a lot as the golf carts and drag queens parade by, you'll think you're actually in New Orleans!

 

Have a wonderful weekend!

 

We hope you enjoy your WANZeGRAM 

 
 

The Entire Minion Staff of the WANZeGRAM would like to wish our benevolent, all powerful, spiritual leader a very happy 53rd birthday!

In This Edition
Box Office Quick Links
PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN in Orlando
WANZIE Has Written a New Play!
Master Hypnotist Jon Simon: March 6
In our Box Office!
The World According to Wanzie
We've Got Mail!
Short Takes
My Two Cents
The World in Brief
Coming Attractions
Now Playing
Theater/Venue Quick Links & Numbers
A Note from Wanzie
Quick Links

Box Office Quick Links:

 
Philip Seymour Hoffman, Wanzie, Lee, Howard, Fisher, and more!
 

Actor Philip Seymour Hoffman will be appearing live on stage right here in Orlando on Saturday, April 10 at 7:30 PM at the John & Rita Lowndes Shakespeare Center. This will constitute the keynote event of the Harriet Lake Festival of New Plays - Play Fest -2010 - being presented at the theater complex in Loch Haven Park.

 

In an "Inside the Actors Studio" type of interview, Jim Helsinger will talk to actor Philip Seymour Hoffman about his career in film, theatre, and new plays.

 

Individual tickets to the Hoffman event are priced at $50, $75, & $100 with some student tickets available at $25.  For further information and ticket purchase for what is certain to be a sold out event on April 10th, please logo onto www.OrlanoShakes.org or call 407.447.1700, or stop by The Lowndes Shakespeare Center box office and arrange your tickets in person through the lovely Doug or Lisa.

 

Play Fest has generated 10 world-premiere plays, spawned more than 115 new works, and included 10 master classes.

 

Each year more than 10,000 patrons and 100 artists, including actors, directors, technicians, and playwrights, are involved from around the country.

 

WANZeGRAM Subscriber Friends All Over Play Fest:

 

Wanzie will once again be a participating playwright in PLAY IN A DAY 2010, and will also be performing as the title character from the film Citizen Kane in a reading of CITIZEN EVE under the direction of Kenny Howard. In this fascinating play centered around the writing of the film All About Eve, Orlando actress and WANZeGRAM fave Becky Fisher will once again assume the persona of Bette Davis, which she so amazingly embodied in the critically acclaimed Me And Jezebel for which Fisher won The Lillie Stoates Award for Best Performance by an Actress in the 1997 Orlando theatrical season. Other familiar actors appearing in CITIZEN EVE include Becky's own husband and gifted performer in his own right, Joe Swanberg, the fabulous Frank McClain, the talented Alan Finic, luscious newcomer Michael Ealy, brassy and sassy Meagan Maroney, the always delectable Heather Leonardi, and sultry Katherine Skelton in the role of Marilyn Monroe!

 

Clearly CITIZEN EVE is not to be missed.

 

Another top of the list event will be the fully staged production of SHOTGUN under the direction of David Lee, for which there is a special WANZeGRAM outing planned for Thursday, April 1, 2010.

 

This griping post-Katrina play, set in New Orleans, will feature Dennis Neal, Barry White, Brandon Rogers, Chantal Jean-Pierre, and one of Orlando's finest acting talents, Russ Blackwell.

 

Here's the whole kit and caboodle: 

 

PLAYFEST 2010!
THE HARRIETT LAKE FESTIVAL OF NEW PLAYS

 

April 2-11, 2010

 

Orlando Shakespeare Theater in partnership with UCF

812 E. Rollins St., Orlando FL 32803

www.orlandoshakes.org

 

KEYNOTE EVENT:

 

PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN

Saturday, April 10 at 7:30 PM

 

 

NATIONAL NEW PLAY NETWORK
ROLLING WORLD PREMIERE:

 

SHOTGUN

By John Biguenet

Directed by David Lee

 

Four months after Hurricane Katrina, a white man and his teenage son rent half of a shotgun duplex apartment from an African American woman and her father. Seething racial tensions bubble to the surface when love begins to bloom.

 

 

SPECIAL WANZeGRAM OUTING

 

To attend SHOTGUN as a group

 

Thursday evening, April 1, 2010

 

Enjoy a Specially Arranged, WANZeGRAM Subscriber Discount:

 

SAVE $18

Off regular ticket price!

 

Pay only $20 for your $38 ticket

Offer valid at this one performance only, and only if you book as part of the WANZeGRAM group.

 

To book in at the  WANZeGRAM group discount rate, simply dial

407-447-1700 and ask for the WANZeGRAM discount for the April 1 Performance. Bookings based on availability. Seating will be assigned on a first call, first served basis.

 

Pre-show cocktails at Savoy 

 

Mark your calendar and save the date

April 1, 2010

To save $18!

 

WORKSHOP:

 

HEAVIER THAN

By Steven Christopher Yockey

Directed by Patrick Flick

 

This mash-up of Greek myths unfolds inside a sprawling labyrinth where Aster the Minotaur contemplates turning 30 and pines for his long-absent mother while navigating a deceptive chorus, a plotting sister, a masochistic, sexually obsessed boy with wings, and the impending arrival of warriors out for blood.

 

READINGS:

 

THE WEIRD SISTERS

By Zack Calhoon

Directed by Patrick Braillard

 

Muriel, Seonaid, and Rhoswen, three women rebuked and thwarted by Duncan's diseased Scottish government, are brought together by need, by revenge, and by design. Meet the witches of Shakespeare's Macbeth in Zack Calhoon's prequel, THE WEIRD SISTERS, before they took their revenge; before they cast

their first spell.

 

GLASSHEART

By Reina Hardy

Sponsored by Women Playwrights' Initiative

Directed by Robin Olson

 

It's Beauty and the Beast.  But Beauty never showed up. After centuries under the curse, the Beast and his last servant move into a shabby Chicago apartment. In the world of paying rent and taking public transportation, is a happy ending even possible?

 

ONCE A MARINE

By Kelly Younger

Directed by Richard Perez

 

A shell-shocked marine returns home with no recollection of the life, or the wife, he left behind.  The only woman he does remember ­ the one he came back for ­ is his first love of fifteen years ago.  His bittersweet homecoming rekindles that love, and dredges up his most painful of memories. He must choose a future of blissful ignorance, or a past of buried grief. But he is not the one who will decide.

 

CITIZEN EVE

By Scott Bibb & Jerry Rice

Directed by Kenny Howard

 

The witches from Macbeth reveal their show-biz connections in this irresistible brew of uproarious comedy, fearless imagination, Hollywood nostalgia, and all-too-human desires. It's 1950 and Joe Mankiewicz is toiling and troubling over the script of All About Eve. Enter the supernatural, and things get even bumpier.  Enter Bette Davis, and, well...fasten your seat belt!

 

TIME IN KAFTA

By Len Jenkin

Directed by David Lee

 

A manic recently ex-assistant professor at a small college, his loving wife, Franz Kafka, a European sanatorium, two mercurial con-people, and a time-slip -- the present sliding away to 1913...trains, bars, airplanes, poisoned sausage, The Trial....a fable, a quixotic journey, and a determined yet demented quest for one man's own truths.

 

VINO VERITAS

By David MacGregor

Presented by Orlando Theatre Project

 

On Halloween night two couples prepare to attend an annual costume party. Though the evening begins as usual, familiar traditions unravel when the foursome shares a bottle of South American ceremonial wine made from the skin of blue dart tree frogs.  Under the influence of this tribal truth serum, what follows is an unpredictable night of unbridled honesty that stretches the bounds of their friendship forever.

 

DAEDALUS
By David Davalos

Directed by Kate Ingram

 

The London Times, January 27, 2010: "Scientists Want to Exhume Leonardo da Vinci to Solve Mona Lisa Mystery." But why go to all that trouble when you can just see David Davalos' play, Daedalus, for the shocking and funny answer? And meet Machiavelli and the Borgias, as well as go for a ride on a 16th-century flying machine, to boot...

 

NIGHT BLOOMS

By Margaret Baldwin

Directed by Laurel Clark

 

Two families ­ one white and one black ­ cope with change in Selma in 1965. On the day of the march, the Stafford household laughs, cries, celebrates a bloom, and waits for news when an unexpected freedom fighter appears on their doorstep. A moving story of ordinary people and extraordinary change.

 

THE TRUTH WILL OUT

By Jordan Seavey

Directed by John DiDonna

 

In The Truth Will Out, an allegedly closeted national news anchor is confronted and threatened by the accused killer of an African American gay teenage boy. Tina Turner, Ellen Degeneres, Edward R. Murrow, and Katherine the Great collide with the theatrical doppelgangers of a famous news anchor (dare we presume the character might be inspired by Anderson Cooper? We at the WANZeGRAM sure think so) and his high society mother in a play that dares to tackle a recent national tragedy while asking some dangerous questions about human behavior and basic human rights.

 

SPECIAL EVENTS

 

PLAYWRIGHTS PANEL

What is the Role of Actor in New Play Development -

Join authors, actors, and directors for a scintillating conversation about new plays and their development

 

PLAY IN A DAY

Orlando Fringe Festival Artistic Director Beth Marshall brings the Orlando Community together to produce this much beloved, traditional Orlando event. WANZIE will once again be one of the writers who must write a 10-minute play overnight after just being given the genre or subject matter, a number of actors, and a director matched to the playwright by blind lottery draw.

 

PLAYWRITING CLASS WITH ARLENE HUTTON

Arlene Hutton is a MacDowell Colony fellow and member of the Dramatists' Guild. Her first full-length play, LAST TRAIN TO NIBROC, received a 2000 NY Drama League nomination for Best Play, and more than fifty regional productions. AS IT IS IN HEAVEN premiered in Edinburgh, opened in NYC at the 78th Street Theatre Lab, moved to the ArcLight Theatre, and received a highly acclaimed four-month run at the Actors' Co-op in LA. Both plays are published by Dramatists Play Service and in the Smith & Kraus Best Women Playwrights anthologies. A four-time Heideman Award finalist and a three-time Samuel French Short Play Festival winner, her NY credits include: The Barrow Group, Circle-in-the-Square Downtown, Alice's Fourth Floor, Ensemble Studio Theatre, HERE, and Vital Theatre. At the Australian National Playwrights Conference, she work shopped a sequel to NIBROC. She teaches at Fordham University and The Barrow Group, and is writing a play about the Brontë family, a commission for Clear Channel Theatrical Division.

 

Perks for a Donation / Sponsorship Opportunities:

Should you have an interest in becoming a Play Fest sponsor at the $500 level, you will not only be supporting the development of new plays and the presentation of workshops, you will also enjoy special VIP seating for the Phillip Seymour Hoffman event and many other perks throughout the festival. Interested parties should kindly contact Pat Flick A.S.A.P at Orlando Shakespeare Theater: 407.447.1700 x 212 or www.orlandoshakes.org

 

And remember to save that date!

 

SPECIAL WANZeGRAM OUTING

 

To attend SHOTGUN as a group

 

Thursday evening, April 1, 2010

 

SAVE $18

Off regular ticket price!

 

To book in at the  WANZeGRAM group discount rate, simply dial

407-447-1700 and ask for the WANZeGRAM discount for the April 1 Performance. Bookings based on availability. Seating will be assigned on a first call, first served basis.

 

Pre-show cocktails at Savoy 

 

Mark your calendar and save the date

April 1, 2010

To save $18!

 

Tickets for the Philip Seymour Hoffman event and for regular performances of Shotgun are now on sale: 407-447-1700

 

As of this writing, tickets and show times for workshops and readings were not yet available. Watch for that information in an upcoming WANZeGRAM

New Wanzie Comedy Opens March 13 / Tickets Now On Sale!
 

Wanzie continues the Ladies of Eola Heights Saga
With His Newest Orlando-Based Play:

 

55

WEST

A High Rise

Church Street Comedy

 

Our resident Playwright Michael Wanzie will once again take to the stage as Pearl Locksdale, along with Frank McClain as Physiatrist Dr. Robert Burroughs, and Miss Sammy playing herself, in 55 WEST: A High Rise Church Street Comedy opening on Saturday, March 13, at the Footlight Theatre.

 

In this, his third sequel to the original Ladies of Eola Heights (which broke all box office records at the 170 seat Footlight Theatre during its unprecedented 9-month run in 2005), Wanzie pares the cast down to 3 onstage performers as the action of this installment moves from the old clapboard house on Cathcart Street to Orlando's newest condo tower located at 55 West Church Street. 

 

In this new stand-alone comedy (which can be enjoyed whether or not theater-goers are familiar with the previous 3 plays), Pearl can see a lot through her binoculars from her high-rise patio perch!

 

It seems the Ladies have taken the advice of their psychiatrist (COURT ORDERED THERAPY: Ladies of Eola Heights Part 3) and have sold the old family home. However, brother Jackson is dead, sister Ruby has gone to New York to seek fame and fortune on the Great White Way, and sister Opal is off on her doctor-prescribed cruise. Thus Pearl has had to make the move into the family's new Church Street digs on her own. The good doctor (now Ruby's husband) has moved in to keep Pearl company until the return of her siblings. The two soon discover that Pearl's penchant for getting others to drink along with her is no match for the doctor's need to preserve client-patient confidentiality.

 

Orlando notables ranging from Theater Critic and Arts Blogger Elizabeth Maupin to Orlando City Commissioner Daisy Lynum; from Realtor ® David Dorman to columnist Billy Manes, along with many other familiar people and Orlando locales all figure into the dialogue and laughs in this 2-person, hi-camp comedy punctuated with novelty lip-sync routines performed by Orlando's most widely recognizable drag persona Miss Sammy. (You can't go anywhere they serve liquor without running into her!)

 

The play will be staged by Wanzie Presents' Artistic Director Kenny Howard.

 

55 WEST: A High Rise Church Street Comedy will be presented Saturday evenings only, March 13 through April 3, 2010. Tickets ($12) go on sale today, Friday, February 27, 2010, exclusively through the WANZIE.com online box office.

 

Opening night tickets include meet & greet reception in the Pool Bar with complimentary hors d' oeuvres and cake!

 

All show tickets include complimentary club cover for the remainder of the same evening.

 
Master Hypnotist Jon Simon Returns to PH for Mardi Gras!
 
In the spirit of Mardi Gras and the mystique of old New Orleans' Voo Doo, Wanzie Presents is pleased to announce a command performance by Master Hypnotist Jon Simon as the perfect complement to the Parliament House's Annual Mardi Gras Party & Parade.
 
Master Simon transfixed and delighted audiences when he made his Parliament House debut 3 years ago. Since then he has performed at fairs and festivals virtually everywhere, and specifically for gay audiences at Pride South in Fort Lauderdale and First Coast Pride in Jacksonville. He has also appeared at Wild Adventures Theme Park in Georgia, and is a favorite on the college campus entertainment circuit.
 
Tickets to this comedic and entrancing show, which is being presented on Saturday, March 6, are priced at only $10, so it's a no-brainer to make the happy decision to come out early that night to see the 8 PM hypnotism, if indeed you were planning on attending the Mardi Gras Party and Parade that same evening, anyway.  The ticket price for the comedy Hypnosis show includes complementary cover for the rest of the evening. Since the cover for Mardi Gras is also $10, it's like getting the Hypnosis show absolutely FREE!
 
Your ticket purchase for the Hypnosis Show Includes Mardi Gras!
 
During the show, volunteers are selected from the audience and become the hypnotist's subjects; many, of whom, will indeed find themselves under the Master's Control. 

 

As Simon Sez, you may "See the show, or BE the show!" The Master goes on to remind us, "If you volunteer, please be warned: what you don't remember, your friends will never forget!"
 
Wanzie (who was born on March 6) will be in attendance as part of his official 53rd birthday celebration. Come out and join Wanzie and the entire WANZeGRAM staff for this most entertaining evening of hypnotic entertainment!
 
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 NOTE: You may purchase on-line tickets to multiple shows at the same time and pay only one transaction fee.
 
 

 
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Now on Sale in our Box Office!

 

JOIN WANZIE

ON THE OCCASION OF HIS 53RD BIRTHDAY
ON SATURDAY, MARCH 6th

For This Special

One-Birthday-Night Only HYPNOTIST SHOW

 
 
 
 

Tickets Only $10

ARRIVE EARLY FOR

BIRTHDAY CAKE

(Birthday Party in Piano Bar from 6:30 PM - 7:30 PM)

Stay After

for
 MARDI GRAS

PARTY - SHOW - PARADE
FOR FREE!

 
 
 
 
Wanzie continues the Ladies of Eola Heights Saga
With His Newest Orlando-Based Play

 

TICKETS JUST WENT ON SALE THIS MORNING!

 

RESERVE TODAY FOR BEST SEAT SELECTION

FOR ALL NIGHTS 

 

Opening night tickets include meet & greet reception in the Pool Bar with complimentary
hors d'oeuvres and cake!

 

All show tickets include complimentary club cover for the remainder of the same evening.

 
 
 

SELECT YOUR SEAT IN ADVANCE FOR THE MOST EXCITING
PAGEANT OF THE SEASON!
 

NOTE: You may purchase on-line tickets to multiple shows at the same time and pay only one transaction fee.

The World According to Wanzie

 

Tchotchkes Big & Small

 
 
A free marketplace for WANZeGRAM subscribers:
Subscribers are invited to submit items you wish to offer for sale in this complimentary-listing section. Non-business listings only. The WANZeGRAM accepts no responsibility for/takes no active role in the private transactions between sellers and buyers. Listings must include an item header, brief description of item, price, your name, and a means of contact. (Pictures optional / posted at our discretion.) Garage sales may also be listed here free of charge. PLEASE NOTE:  we at the WANZeGRAM do not advocate or encourage the exchange of funds other than in person after the buyer has inspected the item on offer. This is a local market place for our Central Florida Subscribers. We reserve the right to limit listings. The WANZeGRAM does not endorse any particular listing/seller, and the WANZeGRAM warrants no claims. 

Submit A Listing 

We've Got Mail!
 

My Dearest Michael,

 

I hope this message finds you well! To hear that yet another installment from your most endearing series Ladies of Eola Heights is coming is truly fantastic! You've so made my week.  I'm so excited I can't stand it!!!!!  I'm very much looking forward to it, and you can count upon me and anyone else in my entourage I can drag with me to be in attendance.

 

See you very soon and with warmest wishes,

Always & With Luv,

Brian Geiger

 

 

Dear Brian,

 

You are clearly a sophisticated connoisseur of the performing arts with a discerning eye and ear for fabulous theater.

 

Opal and Ruby will be in absentia this time around, but their characters still figure into the proceedings. Dr. Robert (Frank McClain) Burroughs, Miss (Sam Singhaus) Sammy, and I all thank you in advance for your continued patronage of our humble efforts and your ongoing interest in our little saga.

 

We look forward to welcoming you and your entourage to our new home at 55 West.

 

Sincerely,

Michael PEARL LOCKSDALE Wanzie 

 
 
We at the WANZeGRAM are always just as pleased as punch to receive, post, and answer our mail in this public forum. But it takes two to play!  Send your email to WANZIE!
Short Takes:
  
"Personally I like two types of men:  foreign and domestic."
- Mae West
 
 
Submit YOUR Short Take directly to WANZIE at michael@wanzie.com.Be sure to type "Short Take" in the subject line. Short Takes submissions must be received no later than midnight on each Tuesday, for inclusion in the following Friday GRAM.  A strict limit of 30 words maximum is imposed. You must provide your first and last name, which will be printed following your submission. Your name will not figure into your word count. All postings will be at the sole discretion of the management team at the lovely WANZIE.com World Headquarters, with offices inconveniently located in Melbourne, and Lake Mary, Florida.
My Two Cents:
 
 
Submit YOUR TWO CENTS: My Two Cents submissions must be received no later than midnight on each Monday for possible inclusion in the next Friday GRAM. A strict limit of 350 words will be imposed. Please submit your column directly to WANZIE at michael@wanzie.com and kindly type "My Two Cents" in the subject line.
World in Brief Title
 
 

ENTERAINMENT - Fab Fringe Fundraiser

The always-entertaining variety show to benefit the Orlando International Fringe Theater Festival will take place in the Margeson Theatre at Orlando Shakes on Monday, March 8, 2010.

The show will feature the talents of Becky Fisher, Jeff Wirth, VARIETease, Orlando Youth Theatre, Wayburn Sassy & Didi Panache, Janine Klein - Gay Bar Star, Casting Shadows, and more!

 

Food & Drink, Mingling, & Silent Auction are at 6 PM. 

Show time is 7 PM.

Tickets are $35 per person, or just $50 per couple.

 

This event sells out. Make a reservation!

World in Brief Line

 

THEATER - In The Heights
Broadway Across America presentation of 2008 Tony Award Winning BEST MUSICAL. IN THE HEIGHTS is a sensational new show about chasing your dreams and finding your true home. With an amazing cast, incredible Tony Award-winning dancing, and a thrilling Tony Award-winning score, IN THE HEIGHTS is an exhilarating journey into a vibrant Manhattan community - a place where the coffee is light and sweet, the windows are always open, and the breeze carries the rhythm of three generations of music. Experience the next chapter of the classic American story at this most joyous, exciting, and award-winning new musical. Find out what it takes to make a living, what it costs to have a dream, and what it means to be home...
 

March 9 - 14, 2010

Tuesday through Thursday at 8 pm

Saturday, March 13 at 2 pm & 8 pm

Sunday, March 14 at 1 pm & 6:30 pm

 

 

Carr Performing Arts Centre

401 West Livingston Street

Orlando, FL 32801

 

$37-$68

 

Box Office: 407.849-2000 

Or
 

http://www.broadwayacrossamerica.com/baa.site/City.aspx?CityId=592&EngId=4676 
 

World in Brief Line

THEATER - The Fantasticks
Aaron Babcock directs this record-breaking musical, which features the song "TRY TO REMEMBER" (that kind of September). At the heart of The Fantasticks' breathtaking poetry and subtle theatrical sophistication is a purity and simplicity that transcends all cultural barriers. The result is a timeless fable of love that manages to be nostalgic and universal at the same time. Featuring; Adam Shorts Boarman, Lorelei Sandberg, Joe Schmerler, Doug Boarman Shorts, Wesley Speed, Larry Stallings, Charlie Stevens, and Dave West. 

February 12 thru March 13
Thursday, Friday, & Saturdays: 8 PM
Sunday Matinees - February 14 & 28: 2:30 PM
THEATRE DOWNTOWN
2113 N. Orange Ave
(At Princeton)
Orlando, FL   32804
 
$15-$18:
407.841.0083
NOTE: The first Thursday night performance all Theatre Downtown productions are priced at only $10

World in Brief Line

CONCERTS - Now on Sale at Hard Rock Live!
 
March 15:   Craig Ferguson
$45 First 2 Rows and Lower Balcony
$37.50 Reserved Main Floor
$30 Reserved Upper Balcony
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

March 26: Lewis Black
$55 First 2 Rows and Lower Balcony
$45 Reserved Main Floor
$35 Reserved Upper Balcony
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

April 4: Lisa Lampanelli
$45 Reserved Floor & Lower Balcony
$42 Reserved Upper Balcony
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


June 4:  Joan Rivers - Gay Day Performance
$55 First 2 Rows and Lower Balcony
$45 Main Floor & Upper Balcony
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tickets available at the Hard Rock Live box office and all Ticketmaster locations. For more information call 407.351.LIVE
 
Reserved Balcony Tables are only available through the
Hard Rock Live box office
 
HARD ROCK LIVE!
Universal Studios CityWalk
6050 Universal Blvd.
Orlando, Florida 32819 
 
World in Brief Line 
 
 

THEATER - Shakespeare in Rep

Now playing at Orlando Shakes: HAMLET and ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL. Both plays are currently on the boards. HAMLET will give its final performance on the 13th, and ALL'S WELL will conclude its run on March 14th. Please contact the Shakespeare Center, or log onto their website to determine which play is being presented on which dates.

 

Now Playing through March 14

Wednesdays & Thursdays: 7 PM

Fridays & Saturdays: 8 PM

Sunday 2 PM

 

Senior Matinee - Wednesdays, March 10: 2 PM

 

Post-Show Talkback: Thursday, March 4

 

Orlando Shakes / Margeson Theater

812 E. Rollins Street

Loch Haven Park

Orlando, FL   32803

 

$16 - $38:

 

407.447.1700

 

http://www.orlandoshakes.org

 


 
 

Coming Attractions:

 

Upcoming events which are not listed elsewhere in this edition of your WANZeGRAM. Please note that only opening dates are indicated.  Some events may have extended runs. Please check with the venue for additional information.

 
A comprehensive listing of most performance venues in Central Florida, including web links and phone numbers for ticketing, may be accessed if you simply CLICK HERE
 

TONIGHT  TAYLOR SWIFT - Amway Arena

March 10 MICHAEL BUBLE - Amway Arena

March 12 STOMP -King Center

March 26  RENT - UCF Conservatory Theatre

March 27   EROTICA - PH

March 28   LESLIE JORDAN - PH

March 28 BABES IN BONNETS - PH

March 29  DOUG BA'ASER's 50th BIRTHDAY CELEBRITY ROAST - PH

Now Playing:

 
Ongoing attractions currently being presented which are not featured elsewhere in this edition of your WANZeGRAM
 
 
Through March 7 - CENTRAL FLORIDA FAIR
Through March 21 - WITHOUT A TRACE: Artists Imagine a World Without Us
- Orlando Museum of Art
Fridays 10PM - MAMA'S COMEDY SHOW - Sleuth's
Performing Arts Reservation Links & Numbers:
 
Our companion website - WANZIE.com - is pleased to host a permanent listing of Central Florida theatrical & concert venues, as well as most area performing arts companies, with phone numbers and web links for ticketing and reservations. If you are interested in any event listed in the sections directly above, you may quickly access venue/ticketing information when you CLICK HERE.
 
A Note From Wanzie:
 

It has occurred to me that those of us born gay are very fortunate.

 

I've spent half my adult lifetime listening to experts on talk shows carry on about how fundamentally different the male psyche is from that of the female.

 

Scores of books such as "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" have been written to illustrate the myriad of reasons why men and women don't communicate well, agree on very little, and want entirely different things from a relationship.

 

Scientists and neurological researchers have discovered and offer documented proof that the male and female brains operate on completely different planes and in completely disparaging ways with regards to how each gender processes information, feels emotion, and quantifies love.

 

All the jokes that have been bandied about for hundreds of years illuminating the differences between men and women - their very different needs - their vastly contrasting ways of discerning what constitutes intimacy, how respect is manifested, and what does or does not require time and examination and work in a relationship - all of this stuff of stand up comedians is all now indisputably substantiated by science as being rooted in physiology and chromosomes.

 

It seems that when it comes to straight people, the only thing they truly have in common is their attraction to the opposite sex, and almost nothing else what so ever.

 

What a blessing it is to have been born with a same-sex attraction. Our minds work similarly. For the most part we want the exact same things out of a relationship. We know how to communicate with one another and how to anticipate one another's needs because they are as our own. We are not from different planets.  We are not different genders. And we know exactly how to please our partners in bed because we have all the exact same parts.

 

I feel so sorry for straight people and the seemingly insurmountable problems they endure trying against all odds to be so unnaturally together as one. It's no wonder 50% of all their fragile marriages end in divorce. Absolutely nothing about men and women, other than their sexual organs, really seem to fit together. Poor breeders.

 

How blessed are we who are gay?

 

Very blessed, me thinks.

 

I'm WANZIE And That's All I Wrote!

 

PS - Come to my birthday party. I am turning 53 years tomorrow - March 6.  I'm making and bringing some party platters to the Footlight Lounge to share with friends prior to the Jon Simon Comedy Hypnotist show. Come and have a little nosh with me. If you have a specialty item you might like to contribute to the buffet, feel free to do so, but absolutely NO GIFTS PLEASE. And of course there'll be birthday cake. What I really would like for my birthday is for my friends to acquire tickets to see the Hypnosis Show along with me, and to volunteer to be hypnotized for my personal enjoyment. That's what I really want for my birthday. And John Sullivan will video tape the show. We'll have a viewing party at a later date, so if you end up in the show and fall under hypnosis, you will still be able to see the show. B-day party is 6:30 - 7:30 PM on Saturday, March 6th, in the piano lounge adjacent to the theater. Hypnosis show is at 8 PM. For tickets just click here.

 

 

I'm WANZIE and That's REALLY All I Wrote!
 


 
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