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Friday,  May  16, 2008
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  • When Pigs FLY!  See it at the Orlando Fringe - May 17th - 25th!
    Starring DAVID LEE, SAM SINGHAUS, DAVID DORMAN, FRANK MCCLAIN, AND WANZIE!
    For more info go to: www.WANZIE.com/pigsfly
Friday May 16th, 2008

7:50 PM

ORANGE VENUE
Margeson Theatre/Orlando Shakespeare Complex
Loch Haven Park/Orlando


Tickets: $10 with Fringe Button
Reservations strongly recommended: http://orlandofringe.org/node/118

Tickets are going fast for this weekend's shows:
SAT @ 9:50 PM & SUN @ 1:15 PM

ONLINE SHOW PROGRAM NOW AVAILABLE
For Complete Pigs Info / Show Schedule / Pictures / Videos / Online Show Program / Tickets
check out www.WANZIE.com/pigsfly





INSIDE THIS EDITION:

WHAT FAB FOLKS ARE SAYING ABOUT FUNKY MONKEY!
Look, up in the sky!  It's a bird ... it's a pig ... no, it's the FUNKY MONKEY!
“The food, the wine, the staff...that big red couch...an oasis of fabulousity in Orlando!”
– David (Professor, Playwright, Performer, Poof) Lee

“My NEW favorite place.  Always open after the theatre (just like New York) and the Funky Monkey Roll is to die for!“
- Karen Brown - Straight Girl in a Gay World

"The only thing as yummy as the amazing food is the beautiful attentive staff!"
– Sam (Broadway Star / Miss Sammy) Singhaus


“Funky Monkey is the only place in town for an excellent late night nosh after the theater. The Fried Goat Cheese appetizer is to die for!”
– Jack (Rocket Scientist and Florida Ambassador to Vietnamese Community) & Margo (Official WANZeGRAM Photographer/Political Activist/Possible but looking-less-likely-by-the minute future White House Embroiderer) Dixon

The Monkey was nice, and very, very funky. Especially just after dancing all day long with that organ grinder! But the food was delici-oh-so! The atmosphere is chic without being snooty, and the restrooms are fabulous as well (go even if you don’t have to) and It’s right down the street from, well, just about everything”
– WANZIEFunky Monkey Wine Company!

"We've been patrons of the "Monkey" since its first day open. Now it seems everyone has found our little hideaway! Kudos to the owners Nick and Eddie, for they treat everyone that visits their establishment like personal friends. Marisa Moray anticipates all your needs as an expert server. And, you haven't lived till you've eaten Chef Penelope's Triple Chocolate Cake! It's one of our absolute favorite Orlando restaurants."
- Pedro Aguas and Francisco Garcia, Publishers of What's Happening Magazine


HEY - CHECK THIS OUT: Wear your Fringe button into Funky Monkey during festival and receive one free glass of wine.

The Funky Monkey is conveniently located within minutes of Loch Haven Park/Orlando Fringe Festival (On the same street even! That would be Mills Ave.) and all area theaters. For a peek at the amazing Funky Monkey wine list and sample menu, as well as address and operating hours, please log onto: www.FunkyMonkeyWine.com


And Don’t Forget About This Monthly Monkey Happening:

 The Off Off Broadway Dinner Show @ the Funky Monkey!

Reservations required! 407.427.1447

PIG Spotlight on David Dorman!
SPOTLIGHT ON PIGS PERFORMER DAVID KARL LEE
Q: How and where did you first meet/work with Wanzie?

A: I met Wanzie through mutual friend Rich Charron. They were doing a little show called Monorail Inferno (The second time it was produced, more than ten years ago at Theatre Downtown). They needed someone to play the role of Kyle. I was working with Rich at Disney at the time.
Q: You are not exactly a musical theater staple in town, yet it's no secret you have a great voice. Where and how have you been employing your vocal talents all these years?

David with big sis Julie!A:  I have been singing since I was in 5th grade, following in the footsteps of my sister, doing musical theater in high school.  I always sang in high school, but it was not until I met WANZIE, that I ever got paid for it! My first professional "gig" was when WANZIE cast me in the show he wrote and directed for Capone's Dinner and Show. That lead to another play with WANZIE and then a theater show where I eventually met performers of the Hollywood Hi-tones at Universal Studios, where I was a part-time performer the two years prior to the show being retired. During that same time I was also employed as a singing waiter at Bergamo’s. There I worked with Frank McClain, and together he I traveled abroad to appear at a corporate entertainment show that WANZIE wrote and trouped to Amsterdam.
Eventually, after an acapella corporate gig, I got up the nerve to ask the producer if he ever needed singers for bands. He said yes and put me in a 14 piece group as one of four lead singers, without any rehearsal!  Needless to say, they were all moving in unison while I was lost on stage! I still remember the comment from the band-leader to the producer about me ... "He sounded great, but looked a little nervous" to which I replied, "no shit!"

Anyway, I eventually was joined with a group called Hot Property, that also doubles as a Jimmy Buffet-style group called Volcano Joe and the Hot Lava Band.  I have worked with both of them since in 1999 and still do so now on a sub basis. The travel just became too much!

Q: Have you ever appeared on stage in drag, prior to doing so in PIGS?Dorman, Wanzie, and Wanzie's neice Amber, hanging out in Shelton, CT.

A: I did appear once in drag for a show I did in college.  I was a male thief dressed as a woman for all of about 5 minutes.  It took my sister about a minute to realize the woman on stage was me; slowly but surely my mom figured it out, then finally my dad who had been thinking I looked hot. I must say, I made one hell of a red head, at the time, and had great legs in pantyhose hose.
Q: Other than appearing as a female character in part of the show, what has been the biggest challenge for you working on PIGS?
A: My fear of dancing in public! I am extremely self conscious about dancing.  I have great confidence when I am singing on stage and have performed with the band in front of more than ten thousand people, but when it comes to dancing, I feel totally exposed, mostly because I am tall and I have never been much in the movement department and have been made fun of by others about the way I move. Doing this show scared me when early on I suddenly realized it was going to be a dance-heavy show. I have, however been told, that I have risen to the occasion and can hold my own, and while I will never consider myself a dancer, I do feel a lot more confident then before!
Q: Where are you originally from, and where did you attend school in Florida?
A: Technically Virginia, but most of memories are of Connecticut. I was a Navy brat and bounced between here and CT. I spent my first three years of HS in CT then graduated from Orlando’s Oak Ridge HS in 1986.
Q: When and why did you decide to go into Real Estate?
A: I was tired of waiting tables and knew that I could not do it forever. Sometime in 1999, I was at the Bally’s on Kirkman and I met a guy who was talking about timeshare and how much he was making. I was already in sales to some degree, so I decided to get my Real Estate license, after which, Barry Miller hooked me up with realtor  “she who must not be named” in Windermere, then I later joined CENTURY 21 and I have been working in the industry ever since!

Q: Would you please tell our subscribers about your recent, as well as your upcoming, television appearances?

A: I was approached by our musical director, and past client, John de Haas, about a show he and his partner were doing on HGTV called “My House is Worth What?” They had been accepted on the show already but had no idea who the REALTOR would be, so I asked if they might suggest me to the producer. I did an audition and they liked me. We taped our episode in October and it just appeared on HGTV in March. From the initial filming, I was recommended HGTV’s flagship show called HOUSE HUNTERS. We taped the show in January it is set to air in Dorman frolicked his way through China!August.  They recently contacted me about doing another episode, so I am looking for the right home buyers for yet another show!  Know anyone?
Q: Since you are currently considering local candidates for yet another TV appearance, would you please tell our subscribers about that, and let them know how to contact you should they be interested in being considered for the show?
A: See above regarding house hunters! Interested parties need to be ready to buy and feel comfortable being filmed and personable on TV.  Write to me directly at David@daviddorman.com!
Q: Would you kindly tell our subscribers something about yourself they would be surprised to learn.
A: I used to have a 29-inch waist when I was 20. I used to date women. I love to cook and nothing makes me happier then preparing a full gourmet meal for numerous people ... well, Scott makes me happy, then cooking! [EDITOR'S NOTE: Nice cover!] I once went to China for two months to open a Disney-wanna-be theme park. And I opened for 3 Dog Night in Jamaica, with the Volcano Joe band. Also, I scream like a girl when I get tickled.
Q: Anything else you wish to say or share?
A: If it were not for Wanzie, I would not be doing any of what I do today.  He has helped make me a more daring and outgoing person.
Dorman on stage in scenes from WHEN PIGS FLY!

When Pigs Fly - Orlando Fringe 2008!

OPENING TONIGHT!

7:50 PM

ORANGE VENUE
Margeson Theatre/Orlando Shakespeare Complex
Loch Haven Park/Orlando
The park is bordered by Rollins Avenue on the North
Mills Avenue on the East
and Princeton Street on the South


If surface parking lot is full, park in the Science Center Parking Garage located on Princeton between Mills and Orange.
Please allow plenty of time to park and walk. There is absolutely no late entry to any Fringe show,
and absolutely no refunds or exchanges for late arrivals.



Tickets: $10 with Fringe Button
Reservations strongly recommended: http://orlandofringe.org/node/118

Tickets are going fast for this weekend's shows:
SAT @ 9:50 PM & SUN @ 1:15 PM

ONLINE SHOW PROGRAM NOW AVAILABLE
For Complete Pigs Info / Show Schedule / Pictures / Videos / Online Show Program / Tickets
check out www.WANZIE.com/pigsfly

 Fringe Festival
Friday        May 16:     7:50 PM
Saturday         May 17:      9:50 PM
Sunday         May 18:    1:15 PM
Tuesday         May 20:     8:30 PM
Wednesday    May 21:     11:30 PM
Saturday         May 24:     2:10 PM
Sunday            May 25:     2:40 PM


ORANGE VENUE

PIGS Tickets: $10 with Fringe Button
Buy tickets now online!

We’re sorry, but we are not able to make PIGS tickets available through the WANZIE.com online box office.
Please order your tickets through www.OrlandoFrinnge.org for the performance of your choice NOW to avoid disappointment.

All tickets are for general admission. Arrive early for best possible seating.




Now on sale in the Box Office: ANTHONY JOHNSON & BATHHOUSE: THE MUSICAL!



The World in Brief ... Theater - Events - Fundraisers - Concerts - Parties

BRUNCH: PHISH PHEST OUTING
It's a Phish Phest Outing Brunch this coming Sunday, May 18th, and it's open to all!  Sue-Bee, Roxy, Jenn and Julie are inviting everyone to meet up at The Beacon. Reserve your table and have a front row seat for the Scooters 4 Hooters breast cancer ride as it rolls by the Beacon on it's way back to Wall St. Plaza. Enjoy a great brunch, great parade of scooters and an awesome event! Go to www.BeaconOrlando.com to reserve your table and directions!

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LIVE SHOWS: FEMALE IMPERSONATION GOES BROADWAY
Two back-by-popular-demand Footlight Players’ Broadway Revue shows remain.  
Please note the 8PM start time. The Queens have gone all theatrical on us

Saturday May 17th
GREASE
8 PM    $10   Includes FREE Club Cover for remainder of evening

Saturday May 24th
DREAMGIRLS
8 PM   $10   Includes complimentary admission to Jeanie Tracy Concert

Reservations for each of the above Broadway revues may be made beginning the Monday prior to each show date by calling the PH front desk: 407.425.7571 Ext. 0

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THEATER: BLEACHER BUMS!
Baseball themed comedy conceived by Joe Montega, written by members of Chicago’s Organic Theater Company and directed by Frank Hilgenberg.

Thursdays through Saturdays, May 9th through May 31st, 2008 @ 8 PM.
One Sunday Matinee on May 18th at 2:30 PM


Tickets $18:  407.841.0083

Theatre Downtown
2113 N. Orange Avenue

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THEATER: FRINGE FESTIVAL

There’s this little thing called the Orlando International Fringe Theater Festival  that opened with a gala and a full slate of shows last night and continues for the next ten days! Check it out: www.OrlandoFringe.org.
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MUSIC: JEANIE TRACY
In concert, live on stage at The Parliament House – Saturday, May 24th  Only $10 - includes All-Clubs Access!
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MUSIC: GAY DAYS CONCERTS AT PH
Gay Days Friday – June 6 – EXPOSE`    
Gay Days Saturday – June 7 - EN VOGUE
Gay Days Sunday – June 8 - SISTER SLEDGE

Advance Gay Days Party tickets are now available from the PH front desk and are also available for on line purchase at www.ParliamentHouse.com

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Taylor and Doug's FUNHOUSE: Every Tuesday at the PH!

Do you know about an event, audition, opportunity, or anything else that you believe subscribers should know about?
Email WANZIE here and tell him about it.  There are no guarantees, but all will be considered!
We reserve the right to edit all entry requests!




A NOTE FROM WANZIE!
Get your Fringe on!

The cast of John Ryan's NEW ROCHELLE!The 2008 Orlando International Fringe Theater Festival is in full swing now through May 26th

  • MAKE IT A POINT TO SEE SHOWS INVOLVING PEOPLE YOU DON’T KNOW!
  • SEE SOME NATIONAL & INTERNATIONAL SHOWS.
  • SEE THE ORLANDO YOUTH ALLIANCE SHOW – "HIGH SCHOOL QUEERBOOK".  It features WANZeGRAM subscriber Kyla Swanberg making her Fringe stage debut. I wrote a monologue for this show.  So did David Lee and John Sullivan and Chad Lewis among others.
  • EAT LOTS OF STUFF FROM FRINGE VENDORS.
  • BUY ADVANCE TICKETS ONLINE WHEN EVER YOU CAN
  • ALLOW PLENTY OF TIME TO PARK AND WALK.
  • BE NICE TO VOLUNTEERS.
  • SAY “THANK YOU” TO VOLUNTEERS.
  • INTRODUCE A FRIEND, WORKMATE, OR NEIGHBOR TO ORLANDO FRINGE.
  • COME OFTEN.   COME EARLY.   STAY LATE.
  • BUY A WHEN PIGS FLY T- SHIRT from Val or Gary or Jeff of ThemeParks.com at the Fringe.  Only $10!
  • BUY A PIG-PEN/FAN/PORTABLE LIGHT SHOW – The Official Souvenir of WHEN PIGS FLY – from Val or Gary or Jeff of ThemeParks.com at the Fringe.  Only $5
  • CHECK OUT ALL THE DETAILS OF WHEN PIGS FLY / SEE NEW PICTURES, AND VIDEO JUST BY CLICKING HERE.
  • THEN GET AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTER.
  • GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!
  • GET YOUR FRINGE ON!
What you get at WHEN PIGS FLY, opening tonight at the Orlando Fringe Festival!
I’m WANZIE and That’s All I Wrote!
WANZIE!




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