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 HERE’S WHAT’S HAPPENING JULY 4TH: On Friday, the 4th of July, the Parliament House Pool is THE place to be. The spirit of the occasion never fails to bring out the boys and girls that are not the every-day regulars. In fact, the pool will be overflowing with yummy Patriotic treats. >From 2 PM to 5 PM the PH will serve up a poolside BBQ for only ONE BUCK!   Happy Hour with Taylor and live DJ in the Video Bar begins
at 4 PM!At 6 PM, it’s a very special July 4th edition of Twisted Sisters Karaoke & Pony Show in the Footlight Lounge! Footlight Players show at 10 PM in the Footlight Theater. NO COVER ON THE 4TH OF JULY TILL 11 PM!
Footlight Players USO Patriotic Salute on the outdoor pool stage at Midnight. HERE’S WHAT’S HAPPENING JULY 5TH: On Saturday July 5th, the Pool at the PH will once again be THE place to be. The pool bar opens at 10:30 AM! VarieTEASE Carnivale is at 8 PM, which includes complimentary admission for the remainder of the evening with your VarieTEASE ticket purchase. Tickets available online! Footlight Players Shows at 10 and Midnight and Martha Wash, Live in Concert at 1 AM! And then, of course, the July 4th weekend madness continues with Orlando’s longest running and most widely attended Sunday T-Dance on July 6th. Three shows. Free buffet. No cover all day and night! Only at the Parliament House, where you can “Expect to be Entertained!”
 MASTER HYPNOTIST JON SIMON RETURNS TO THE PH IN
AUGUST! Get ready to be hip-no-tized, ala
Parliament House-style, as Master Hypnotist Jon Simon returns to the
Footlight Theater with his hilarious “Simon Sez” Comedy Hypnosis
Show.
This is a fun and casual show where audience members can volunteer to
be hypnotized and release their inhibitions without getting
embarrassed. Since the volunteers are the true stars of the show,
Simon treats them with care and respect. Simon also engages the
audience to be an active part of show. Simon has been performing
comedy hypnosis for nine years. Campus shows, fairs and theme
parks
are his main entertainment venues. Over the past 3 years, his show has
become a popular feature at Pride-Fest in Fort Lauderdale.
Although
his show is all about having fun, Simon warns: “If you volunteer, what
you don’t remember ... you’re friends will never forget!”Two shows only! Get your tickets now as this popular artist returns to the Footlight Theater for performances on Saturday, August 2nd and Saturday, August 9th. Tickets are now available exclusively through the WANZIE.com Online Box Office. This event is a part of the new Select-A-Seat feature, where you pick your seats in the beautiful Footlight Theater. Good seats go quick, so reserve your place now, up close, for what is always an outrageous and unpredictable night of entertainment. This special event is brought to you by your friends at the Parliament House and WANZIE Presents, Central Florida's leader in providing unique entertainment. “Simon Sez” Comedy Hypnosis Show TV LAND ON STAGE AT – 2 SHOWS ONLY! It’s Donna Reed meets Medea as Janine Klein (Monorail Inferno, My Pal Bette) stars in John Ryan’s (My Pal Bette) hilariously campy look at the sinister  side of TV-LAND’s happiest sitcom family. Also
featuring Tim Debaun (Charlie
and the Chocolate Factory) as the father who should know best but
is a little too preoccupied with a certain sassy waitress, Brittany
Berkowitz* (The Little Dog Laughed) as the delightful daughter
who’s a little too popular with the boys, and John Ryan as the
all-American son with a strange fascination with Rock Hudson. Will
matriarch Vicki (Klein) be able to keep everyone smiling? Will daddy
accept his children’s indiscretions, or will they all just end up dead?
Find out at the Footlight Theater in July. Don’t forget to wash your
hands first!1st prize Winner 2008 Rollins College Friends of the Annie Fringe Grant
* The July 19th performance will feature a one-time only special appearance by our director, Yvette Kojic (whom P-House regulars will remember from MY PAL BETTE), as the sexually adventurous daughter, Becky.
Footlight Theatre @ the Parliament House $15.00 Leslie
Jordan: MY TRIP DOWN THE PINK CARPET
Tuesday, July 8th @ 8:00 PM Footlight Theatre @ the Parliament House $43.00 PAUL WEGMAN: A TRIBUTE Benefit Screening Saturday, July 12th @ 8:00 PM Footlight Theatre @ the Parliament House $8.00 
 BINGO
AT MARY'S! BACKSTAGE
PRIOR TO VarieTEASE CARNIVALE:
WANZeGRAM
SUBSCRIBERS AT UCF’s URINETOWN! THEME
PARK ADVENTURE! RANDOM
PHOTO! Margo took all of
the above photos except Doug's and the one at Universal Studios. And
also not the VarieTEASE photos. She tried to photograph VarieTEASE
but an angry midget snatched her camera from her and kicked her in the
chin. He’s no longer in the show. The VarieTEASE snaps are courtesy of
Photographer Matt Odom! And
now
To honor America On this ... the Anniversary of our Independence, Let Us Pay Homage To Those F’n Bastards Who Have Worked So Tirelessly to Chip Away at Virtually Every Truth Which The Framer’s of Our Constitution Found to Be Self Evident, And Whom Have Trampled So Recklessly All Over Our Bill of Rights - 
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!
I wrote happy “4th of July” above, rather than happy “Independence Day” because Independence Day will not actually occur until at least January 20th, 2009! I’m WANZIE and
That’s All I Wrote! 
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