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Sponsored By
Parade &
Festival
SUNDAY OCTOBER 11, 2009
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Dear Gary,
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It's October!
If you live in Central Florida you know
that means balmy days with cool breezes
and perfect evenings for sipping
cocktails out of doors are just around
the corner. So is Halloween. Universal's
big event --
Halloween Horror
Nights -- is already
underway. And - hold on to your masks -
The
Parliament House will be
giving away a whopping four grand - yes,
that's right -
FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS
in cold hard cash to a single winner of
their Halloween Costume Contest to be
held on Halloween night. All you adult
kids better start planning your outfits
now; the competition is sure to be
fierce and costumes oh-so-fahhhbulous to
witness.

HALLOWEEN The Musical
opens tomorrow night at the PH, and yes,
it is based on the 1978 horror flick.
And next week is chock full of COME OUT
WITH PRIDE ORLANDO events.
To our many subscribers in New York and
Connecticut; we envy the fall colors you
will soon be enjoying, but not the
snowstorms with the attendant shoveling
of walks and scraping of windshields
that will soon follow. But those fall
colors will pale in comparison to those
of "Orlando's Most Colorful Parade"
marching with PRIDE around Lake Eola
Park on October 11th.
We here at the WANZeGRAM are glad we
live in sunny, colorful Florida!
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A Look Back in Time!
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SPECIAL NOTICE! |
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In the MY TWO CENTS
section of today's gram is a fascinating
real-life correspondence between High
School History teacher Mike
Dorman and one of his more
engaged students. The two debate current
events related to the many issues being
dealt with by the Obama
administration and, indeed, all
Americans. The discourse, although
lengthy, (and the links to two videos
which were the impetus of the
conversation) is most worthy of your
time. Even if you don't have the time to
take it all in this morning, we entreat
you to flag your WANZeGRAM
in your in box to remind yourself to
re-open your gram when you have time to
watch the fascinating videos and can
earnestly read, digest, and enjoy the
student/teacher discourse those videos
incited. This is fascinating, thought-
provoking stuff for all thinking people
who are grappling with making sense out
of the mess in which we now find
ourselves as both Americans and global
citizens. Make a date with yourself to
put time aside to watch the videos and
read the fabulous MY TWO CENTS
submitted by Mike Dorman.
Today's'
WANZeGRAM
Is brought to you in part by the good
people at
BarCodes

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GSM - Come Find Your Match Through Speed
Dating at PH |
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Finding it hard to find the man of your
dreams? Well look no further; Fort
Lauderdale-based Stylus Introductions is
coming to your rescue - that is if you
happen to be a single gay male - right
here in Orlando, on Friday, October 23,
at the Parliament House.
Hot Spots Magazine reports, "The Stylus
Introductions team, with their
infectious, outgoing personalities and
professional backgrounds, promise to
bring dating and meeting that special
someone to an exciting new level. Their
mission is to provide quality
face-to-face introductions. If you're
looking for a fun night out, and an
opportunity to meet plenty of single
guys, then speed dating nights are just
what you've been looking for!"
Everyone gets to meet 15-20 gay men.
Each attendee will get to talk to each
of their dates for 3 minutes. If you are
interested in an actual date with that
person, you simply mark "Yes" next to
their name on the provided form you keep
with you during the process. After
marking down "Yes" or "No" at the end of
your first encounter, it's on to the
your next 3-minute date; mark your card
"Yes" or "No" again, and off you go to
chat with your next perspective
date...and so on.
At the end of the event everyone returns
their forms to the Stylus hosts. Within
a few days participants will receive
contact information from only those
persons with whom they were a "match" -
where both parties marked "yes" for one
another.
There is a break midway through the
event, giving everyone a chance to
mingle, go to the bar, and chat with
others. A cocktail and light appetizers
are included in the fee.
Each event has a designated age range in
order to best match up persons of
similar levels of maturation, interests,
and life experiences.
The first of what we hope will be many
Orlando such PH events is specifically
designated for the 30 to 50 year-old gay
males. We at the WANZeGRAM have it on
good authority that Wanzie is working
behind the scenes to get the Stylus
folks to up the high- end age to 52. (We
can't imagine why).
STYLUS INTRODUCTIONS
SPEED DATING
For
gay men ages 30-50
Friday, October 23
Registration 5:15 PM sharp
Footlight Theatre
Parliament House
410 N. Orange Blossom Trail
Orlando, FL 32819
For more information, online discount
coupon, and to reserve your space for
this Speed Dating event, simply log onto
www.MyStylus.com
You may also visit the Stylus
Introductions booth at Orlando's COME
OUT WITH PRIDE event at Lake Eola Park
on Sunday, October 11, 2009
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COME OUT WITH PRIDE - Parade Day Details
& More |
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National Coming Out Day
Sunday,
October 11, 2009
COME OUT WITH PRIDE
Parade & Festival
In Downtown Orlando
12 NOON
Vendor Festival opens: Lake Eola Park,
Westside, featuring over 100 vendors,
food, live DJ, Walt Disney World
Kidzone, and the Central Florida LGBT
History Project.
3 PM
Orlando's Most Colorful Parade
Featuring
Lola, The
Lake Eola Swan
Parade Grand Marshall
Stuart
Milk

The Come Out With
Pride Parade will step off at the corner
of East Robinson and Summerlin at
precisely 3PM on Sunday, October 11.
The parade will proceed south on
Summerlin, crossing over Washington,
passing Wildside BBQ, The Spa of
Thornton Park, and The Closing Agent.
The parade will turn onto Central at
HUE, traveling west past Urban Think,
that infamous street-level
power-lesbian-couple condo, the new gay
Publix, The Waverly, The Sanctuary,
etc., while passing the south side of
Lake Eola Park.
The parade will then North onto Rosalind
Avenue, passing the reviewing stand, the
Walt Disney Amphitheater, The VIP area,
The Metropolitan, and The Vue.
The parade will then turn East onto
Robinson, running alongside the north
end of Lake Eola Park, concluding near
E.O. Inn & Spa.
5:30 PM
Heroes Entertainment Spectacular!
Walt Disney World
Amphitheater at Lake Eola Park
Featuring speakers, original
entertainment by local performers, and
Stuart Milk - LGBT
activist and nephew of the late
Harvey Milk
6:30 PM
National recording
artist and LGBT activist
Ari Gold
Walt Disney World
Amphitheater at Lake Eola Park
7 PM - 9
PM
Pride Dance with DJB
(Walt Disney World Amphitheater)
Independent of the MBA/Come Out with
Pride, The
Parliament House - which
will have a big PH walking and riding
contingency as well as an Oh-So-Fabulous
Float in the Parade - is pleased to be
hosting its annual
After Pride Parade
Event:
In addition to Sunday's
festivities, you may wish to consider
these other
"Official" COME OUT WITH PRIDE
Pre parade-day events:

Our own Jeff Jones will
be doing his stand-up thing at the
official Orlando Pride kick-off party
(above), taking place on
Thursday, October 8from 6:30-10:30
at The History Center
in Downtown Orlando, on Magnolia. (Lot's
of parking available in the Central
Avenue parking garage near the Library).
Twenty bucks ain't bad at all since it
includes your first two drinks and
complimentary appetizers.
The Club 54 event is at Slingapours on
Wall Street Plaza, in Downtown Orlando.
Tickets are only $10. The good people at
Phish Phest Entertainment request that
you get into the spirit of the evening
by wearing your best (or worst) 70's
attire.
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FUNKY MONKEY - New International Drive
Location |
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The fabulous gay-owned and operated
Funky Monkey restaurant that has been
serving up fantastic cuisine on Mills
Avenue in the Vi Mi, and has also been
serving the community with significant
charitable generosity, now has a new
I-drive location. We sent our new
Official WANZeGRAM Restaurant Critic to
check it out,
"I recently had the opportunity to visit
the new location of the Funky Monkey on
International Drive at Pointe
Orlando. It was a wonderful evening and
dining experience! Unlike the original
Monkey, this new restaurant has tons of
elbow room and offers a closer location
to those of us on the west side of
town. Both offer the same menu, but
this new place blew me away! Great
decor, friendly staff, and some amazing
food!

My guest and I started with Monkey
Balls, which are a rice appetizer with
sesame oil that is light and delicious.
Scott and I split one of the Nutty
Monkey Salads along with two of the best
rolls of sushi I have had to date. I am
new to the sushi world, and found it odd
the first time I tried it, but several
people told me that it is an acquired
taste and that I would not truly enjoy
it until about my third time. This was
my third time, and I liked it so much
that I ordered a third roll! I had the
Funky Monkey and Crunch Munch, both of
which are Funky Monkey specialties.
Simply delicious! As always, Chef and
Owner Eddie Nickel was on hand to make
sure everyone was having a great meal.
My guests were thrilled with the meal,
and will for sure be back! If you have
not had the opportunity to visit this
new location or the one downtown, I
recommend you go check it out! You will
be glad you did!"
David Dorman REALTOR® /
Singer / Restaurant Critic
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Jeff Horn Invites You to Shop for a Cause
at Macy's & More |
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The Genesis Community Program, which has
be serving Children & Families in
Orlando's Parramore's Neighborhood since
1994, is Participating In Macy's
Shop For A Cause on Saturday,
October 17, 2009, to take place at the
Orlando Fashion Square location.
Genesis co-founder
Jeff Horn is committed to
selling a minimum of 100 tickets at $5 each.
All proceeds to benefit Genesis.
Purchase of the $5 shopping pass qualifies
you to receive exclusive all-day savings
storewide on a wide assortment of
merchandise, and an extra-special offer for
selected departments.
In addition to supporting Genesis, the
purchase of the $5 shopping pass entitles
you to the following:
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20%-off Macy's sale
& clearance items,
including apparel, jewelry, bed &
bath items, housewares, luggage, and
china, etc.
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10%-off Macy's sale
& clearance furniture, mattresses,
electronics, etc.
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An entry in the drawing for a
$500.00 Macy's gift card.
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A Macy's 25%-off
WOW! Coupon
Good for any one item (some
exclusions apply)
Seven other charities are
participating in Shop For A Cause at Macy's
- Orlando Fashion Square on Saturday,
October 17, but exclusive to those who
purchase their tickets in advance to benefit
Genesis - you will also receive:
- $5 -off entree -
Coelho's Italian Cuisine
- 4439 Edgewater Drive
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Buy 1 pitcher get 1 free
- or - Buy 2 bottled beers or
glasses of wine & get 2 free -
BarCodes 4453
Edgewater Drive
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$5-off Lesson or
String Job - Jeff Horn
Tennis
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5 free raffle tickets
in the Miss OBTA Pageant
Fundraiser -
Drawing to be held Thursday, October
22
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Invitation to join Jeff
Horn Group Luncheon, 12
o'clock noon at Fashion Square on
Saturday, October 17
For more information on
Macy's Shop For A Cause
http://www.macysinc.com/shopforacause/
To Order Your $5 Shopping Pass To Benefit
Genesis and Receive All The Benefits Above
Contact Jeff Horn at JDHorlando@aol.com
Or
Purchase directly from Wanzie
at Beach Blanket Bingo (or anywhere else you
may encounter him)
Or mail check (payable to Genesis
Community Program) to
Jeff Horn, 1219 W. Smith St, Orlando, FL
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The Day After Shop for a Cause... |
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Jeff invites you to play BINGO
For A Cause
Miss OBTA Charity Bingo at BarCodes
Hosted By
Wilma Dikfit-Moore and
Tequila Mockingbird
Performance by current Miss OBTA Queen
MeMe Morgan
Sunday, October 18, 2009
BarCodes
4453 Edgewater Drive
Orlando, FL 32804
First Game
4:15 PM
$1 Bingo games for charity
Drink specials
Bar-B-Q for charity by donation
Proceeds to benefit the Genesis
Community Program
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12th Annual Miss OBTA Pageant |
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A fundraiser comprised of tennis players
from the Orange Blossom Tennis
Association with 100% of the proceeds to
benefit the Genesis Community Program,
which serves children and families in
Orlando's Parramore neighborhood.
Master of Ceremonies
Michael Wanzie
Pre-Show Host
Doug Bowser
Reigning Queen
MeMe Morgan
Celebrity Judges
Daisy Lynum
(Orlando City Commissioner, Dist. 5)
Moira
(Real Radio 104.1, The Philips Phile)
Miss
Jacqueline Jones
(International Jazz Artist)
Miss Sammy
(Broadway Performer & Orlando Legend)
Dozens of Raffle Prizes To Be Awarded:
Tickets $1 each
Need Not Be Present To Win
Miss OBTA
Pageant
Thursday,
October 22, 2009
Doors open at 7:00 PM / Show at 8:00 PM
Footlight Theatre at The Parliament
House
$10.00 General
admission at the door
You may reserve your seat
Online for a gift of $25:
Select-A-Seat- Now
The Genesis Community
Program is a 501(c)(3) non-profit
organization
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Join The WANZeGRAM/PH Group at the Holy
Land! |
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We at the WANZeGRAM encourage you - be
you Christian, Jew, or heathen - to free
yourself from work on Tuesday, October
6th, to join us for a peaceful,
un-obtrusive visit to Holy Land
Experience, by taking full advantage of
your state-mandated free admission day
at this non-tax paying Theme Park, and
to do so wearing red.
GAY DAY
AT
Holy Land Experience
THEME PARK
Tuesday, October
6, 2009
FREE ADMISSION!
Park Hours
10 AM - 6 PM
We urge participants to arrive early,
lest the good folks at Trinity
Broadcasting Network try to claim the
park is filled to capacity in order to
keep red-shirted individuals from
gaining admission.
The Holy Land Experience Theme Park is
located in Orlando, Florida, off
Interstate 4, at Exit 78, at the corner
of Conroy and Vineland Roads. To use an
online mapping/direction service, enter
the following physical address for The
Holy Land Experience:
4655 Vineland Road, Orlando, FL
32811
MEET UP WITH OTHER WANZeGRAM
SUBSCRIBERS PRIOR TO ENTERING
Join WANZIE for
breakfast:
8:30 AM - 9:15 AM
McDonalds
4075 Millenia Blvd
Orlando, FL 32839
(Same exit off I-4 - #78 - as for The
Holy Land Experience Theme Park - only
on the Mall side of I-4 rather than the
Theme Park side)
Or
Look for our group of WANZeGRAM
subscribers and PH employees near the
Holy Land Theme Park entry turnstiles,
beginning at 9:30 AM.
Let Wanzie know in advance if you are
joining the group at either location,
and he'll have something special for you
when you arrive:
wanziemichael@yahoo.com
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Get Into HALLOWSCREAM with Kristine W for
FREE! |
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The PH will be all
decked-out for Halloween beginning
tomorrow night. To kick off the season,
the evening will feature Caged Go-Go
Dancers, Disco Dungeon, and a Courtyard
Street Fair complete with Body Painting,
Henna Tatoos, Tarot Card Readings, and
an Erotic Art Sale. All-Clubs-Access,
including the Kristine W concert, can be
yours for FREE!
Simply purchase a ticket to see the
opening night performance of
HALLOWEEN: THE MUSICAL, and you
can stay for Hallowscream
- featuring Kristine W
and Ongina - for
FREE!
HALLOWEEN: THE MUSICAL
8 PM in the Footlight Theatre
Saturday, October 3
Followed by HALLOWSCREAM for FREE!
Select-A-Seat Now

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RuPaul Returns to Parliament House: |
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Purchase a 1 in 400 Chance to Win a Car! |
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You are invited to purchase one (or
more) of only 400 raffle tickets being
sold for the chance to win a Smart Car
from Smart Car Center Orlando and
Orlando Shakespeare Theater in
Partnership with UCF.
Raffle tickets are only $100.00 each and
offer you the unprecedented odds of a 1
in 400 chance of winning. Proceeds will
benefit the Orlando Shakespeare
Festival.
Smart Car Raffle Tickets may be
purchased at the Orlando Shakes box
office during regular box office hours,
or can be purchased over the phone by
dialing
407.447.1700.
Additionally, raffle tickets are
available for purchase at
The Closing Agent
in Thornton Park, conveniently located
at the corner of Central and Summerlin,
directly across the street from HUE.
The prize vehicle is currently on
display just outside the concessions
area at Orlando Shakes.

The drawing to determine the lucky
winner of the Smart Car will be held at
the Lowndes Shakespeare Center on
Sunday, December 27, at 1:30 PM.
Lowndes Shakespeare Center
(Orlando Shakes)
812 E. Rollins Street
(At Mills Avenue, behind the Orlando
Museum of Art)
Loch Haven Park
Orlando FL 32803
Smart Car Raffle Tickets - $100:
407.447.1700
Visit
Smart Car Center Orlando
4225 Millenia, Blvd
(conveniently located near The HolyLand
Experience)
Orlando, FL 32810
www.smartcenterorlando.com www.smartcenterorlando.com
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Now on Sale
in our Box Office! |
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Juan Cantú
"Putting the Pop in
Broadway"
OPENING
NIGHT OCTOBER 3
1978 Cult Horror
Classic Comes To Life as a
Musical
SPECIAL INDUSTRY NIGHT
PERFROMANCE
MONDAY, OCTOBER 26, at 8PM
Tickets NOW ON SALE:
Laugh
Your Ass Off!
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We've Got
Mail! |
Sometimes we do. Please
write.
We at the WANZeGRAM are
always just as pleased as
punch to receive, post, and
answer our mail in this
public forum. But it takes
two to play! Send your
email to WANZIE!
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Short Takes:
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"THE BIG BANG [now
playing at Orlando Shakes)
is so fabulous of a musical that
even I liked it! :"
- Beth
Marshall
"THE BIG BANG
was absolutely amazing! That
show should be on at least
Off-Broadway!!!"
- Amber
Miko
"Every once in a while I have a
post that I think is funny or
weird or interesting enough to
pass on to people who might get
a good laugh out of it or be
able to use it for their writing
or publications...like this one,
which asks the crucial
question...does semen really
need to taste like apple pie?
(Evidently there's a pill for it
now.) Enjoy!
"A little bad taste is like a
nice dash of paprika."
- Dorothy
Parker
Submit YOUR Short Take directly to
WANZIE at
michael@wanzie.com.Be sure to type
"Short Take" in the subject line. Short
Takes submissions must be received no
later than midnight on each Tuesday, for
inclusion in the following Friday GRAM.
A strict limit of 30 words maximum is
imposed. You must provide your first and
last name, which will be printed
following your submission. Your name
will not figure into your word count.
All postings will be at the sole
discretion of the management team at the
lovely WANZIE.com World Headquarters,
with offices inconveniently located in
Melbourne, and Lake Mary, Florida.
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My
Two Cents: |
STUDENT/TEACHER DISCOURSE - A
Reality Check
By Mike Dorman
The following is my response to a
senior student who sent me links to
two videos on YouTube. The first was
related to consumption,
environmental issues, etc. While
definitely coming from a certain
point of view, it pales into
insignificance compared to the
"rebuttal," also posted. I know not
who paid for it, but it was so
skewed I felt compelled to respond.
I'm simply including the entire rant
as I sent it to the student [and
then the ensuing dialogue]...I'm
saying nothing here WANZIE or
Senator Franken haven't said before,
just repackaged. Enjoy.
Mike
EDITORS NOTE: The
name of the actual student has been
changed to protect the innocent.
"Ben,"
Thanks for sending me the videos. Of
course all we see on the web is
true, so how can it be that these
two are so contradictory? The
answer, of course, lies in the fact
that both have a point of view and
issues they care about. I see the
"typical" environmentalist point of
view in the original, and the
reactionary super conservative point
of view in the "rebuttal." The
rebuttal spins facts in a vastly
more distorted fashion, especially
when trying to convince you he can
channel James Madison. First: if you
believe the point that we must only
do what the framers intended us to
do, then do away with: NASA, the
NTSB, the department of Energy,
Labor, Health and Human Services,
etc., as none of these and a million
other agencies we all agree are
essential were intended by Madison,
not because he was short sighted,
but for the opposite reason. It was
impossible in 1789 to even imagine
how we would grow and change as a
nation. Those who bemoan what they
view as deviations from
the founder's intent should be
condemned to fly into airports
without control towers and air
traffic controllers. Sounds silly,
doesn't it? No sillier than to think
that if two gay persons marry, it
desecrates my 45 year marriage.
If you think the girl in the video
is biased, what do you think about
the corporate shill in the rebuttal?
He is clearly angry and sounds like
Rush Limbaugh's retarded brother.
Does the video exaggerate (the
original)? - Probably, in some
areas, but the nature of the
consumption chain is accurate. We
continue to view resources elsewhere
in the world as "ours." If you don't
think so, ask yourself what we as a
nation would be prepared to do if
the Saudis announced tomorrow the
end of oil sales to us the next day.
This nation decided under several
Presidents of both parties that
unregulated laissez faire markets
are interested only in the profit
for them, and not the general
welfare of the consumer. The
interpretation of the rebuttal guy
regarding Madison's "general
welfare" point of view reflects the
words "Object of beneficence." That
certainly would be one version of
general welfare, but so would the:
1. Prevention of carcinogenic drugs
being sold as medicines.
2. Marketing cigarettes to children,
when anyone with a brain knows they
cause cancer.
3. Selling a car that blows up (and
the manufacturer knows it) on rear
impact.
4. Allowing unrestricted dumping of
pcbs into streams, etc.
Get the picture? General welfare can
just as well mean protecting those
of us, who are part of the
consumption chain, from large
businesses who only care about the
bottom line, and will do whatever
they can to enhance that.
If you believe major corporations
have never produced, marketed, and
sold harmful products, which none of
their executives would ever touch,
then you probably would have
believed the seven tobacco company
executives who testified to Congress
that they honestly believed nicotine
is non-addictive. The "nine year old
and his Legos" paranoia is simply a
typical extremist scare tactic.
It is exactly on the same plane with
Palin's "death panels." If
nine year-olds care about reusing,
recycling, and are aware as they
grow up that we don't have an
endless supply of resources (we
don't) - then good. The analysis of
the '50s "consumerist" policy
statement is not out of context or
inaccurate. Of course the gratuitous
union bashing deserves a comment.
I'm still trying to find out how or
why teachers' unions are a part of
this picture. Collateral union
bashing is another typical free shot
at anything less than reactionary
right wing. I get it that
corporations (one of which
undoubtedly funded this
"non-rebuttal rebuttal") don't like
unions. I also get it that rather
than focus on quality of life issues
in the 1945-60s workplace, American
corporations and large companies
(Ford was first) simply threw money
at unions (welfare capitalism,
remember?), in the form of "shut up,
take the money, and be a droid"
contracts. When we ruled the world
auto industry, Detroit did this all
the time. When corporate
mismanagement lost that lead,
(Unions didn't design, market, or
sell those cars) the execs who
superintended the collapse turned on
unions and their over-generous pay
and benefits packages to point the
finger.
One of the large lies, frequently
told buy both parties, is that we
can always produce our way out of a
deficit. Reagan actually said we
could reduce taxes and do it. You
have seen the graph of national debt
through his 8 years (triple the debt
from start to finish). I'm no fan
of Greenpeace, but they are not
simply wild-eyed fanatics like PETA.
The "we can make it smaller,
therefore it is less garbage"
argument is enough to make one puke.
If you want to see the poster child
for planned obsolence and perceived
obsolesce, I have two words for you
- APPLE & SONY. Do some research of
your own on how the Ipod/Iphone has
been constantly modified to make you
believe you just gotta have the
latest model. Check on how Sony's
market strategy is to debut a
product every two weeks, which is
"different," "improved," or "new."
Their test bed is Japan. Reflect on
how the automobile industry from
1950 to around 1975 changed the body
design of their new cars
significantly every year
- can you say perceived obsolence?
And last but not least, just as an
example of how you can spin
literally anything into your own
personal fiction: The extreme
conservatives in this country love
to scream about how Government is
"too big," "too invasive." "too
involved in people's lives." This
is not my interpretation; this is
the general tone of the Limbaughs,
Becks, O'Reillys, etc. Where were
these loudmouths when Terri
Schiavo's husband wanted to
terminate life support? Shoving a
proposal through a Republican
Congress to interfere with Florida
law, that's where. Where were these
libertarians in 2000 when the
Florida election results were being
contested? - Interfering in a case,
where, again, Florida state law
provided a remedy. Where are these
libertarians when women want the
right to choose their reproductive
options - doing everything they can
to muster the strength to tell them
what they must or must not do. Not
exactly libertarian, is it? Is the
Patriot Act consistent with this
libertarian spirit? They want stiff
penalties for drug abusers (until
Rush Limbaugh is found to be one,
and then it's a "sickness'). They
don't want to spend on AIDS research
until Rock Hudson (one of "them")
has AIDS. They hate gays, until
their child is gay. (Ask Dick Cheney
how that'll turn you around!)
When Tom Delay was Speaker of the
House and violently pro-life (and
adamantly against anyone else having
choice), he was also intimately
involved with bringing manufacturing
and assembly clothing plants owned
by American Companies to Saipan,
technically an American territory.
The reason was that by using cheap
Chinese laborers, they could produce
clothing cheaply and still label it
"Made in the USA." When some of
these girls, who had not much else
going for them, became pregnant by
supervisors, some of them American,
Delay proposed that they should be
offered abortions or returned to
China. When a Republican colleague
questioned him about these
apparently contradictory points of
view, Delay threatened him with loss
of his committee assignments unless
he dropped the inquiry. I guess
pro-choice/pro-life is an argument
he reserves for Americans, huh?
Delay and his kind are typical.
All in all, if thinking that those
of us who are fortunate enough to be
comfortably fed, housed, and clothed
have an obligation as humans to care
about those less fortunate, then
yes, call me liberal. If believing
that the Enlightenment and its
scientific advances meant that
science really can tell us about
things like Global warming, and that
we ought to be concerned when polar
bears can't find ice floes until a
month later than 10 years ago, then
yes, call me liberal. If believing
the science that says acid rain is a
product of industrial pollutants,
specifically coal smokestack
emissions, then call me liberal. If
thinking that there is a lunatic
fringe of religious bigots and hate
mongers that have blackened the
reputation of a lot of respectable
persons who simply have a different
economic point of view (real
Republicans), then call me liberal.
If we believe that the "reason
'they' hate us is because of our
freedom" ("W" after 911), then we
are blind to how much of that hatred
has been earned by our corporate
policies and our insistence that
(among other things) cheap gas is
our "right" as Americans. It's ok
for us to warn Brazilians not to cut
down the rain forest, but God forbid
we should sign the Kyoto protocol
regarding carbon emissions. We
consistently act solely in our own
interests in this area and scorn any
of our fellow Americans who point it
out.
One of the difficult things about my
job [as a teacher] is dealing with
large numbers of wonderful young
persons who have been so
indoctrinated at home that they may
never learn how to think for
themselves. You are NOT one of those
kids, by the way. My opinions are my
own, formed by a lifetime of study,
observation, and evaluation. Many
people these days, especially
adults, simply believe the latest
sound bite, buzz word, or fear
monger. They also are willing to
accept baseless arguments, from
either party, on face value. Talk to
someone who actually can't afford
health care (there are millions.
easy to find), and see how he or she
is doing. Check the balance sheet of
any national health insurance
provider and see how they're doing,
and get back to me.
Mr. Dorman
Mr. Dorman,
I can tell you put a lot thought
into this, which I am grateful for,
and I also hope this didn't take too
much of your time. Anyway, as far as
unregulated laissez faire goes, Adam
Smith made the point that a bread
maker doesn't make bread to feed
other people, but to help himself.
In order for a company to make a
profit, it has to remain competitive
through technological breakthroughs,
product differentiation, etc. My
point being is that consumers are
given many options, low prices, etc;
so in that sense there is a
promotion of general welfare. This,
however, does not include some
companies' willingness to impose
externalities so they don't have to
cover the true cost to make a
product. In that regard we need some
minimum regulation to curtail such
activity. Realistically, you can't
expect corporations to just give
money to charity or fund cancer
research; how many people do that
with their own money? Then again,
you could make the case that people
don't have billions of dollars in
assets, but for all their wealth,
corporations are up to their nose in
debt.
I see your point with the Madison
comment, and at the end of day that
issue is just a difference in
interpretation of the Constitution.
Who can say what our founding
fathers would think of today's
America? Although, it would be
interesting to know. The whole
cutting taxes with Reagan was
because Laffer had come up what's
known as the Laffer curve. It is
basically a graph of an upside U,
and it states that at a 0% tax you
receive zero revenue, and at 100%
tax you still receive zero revenue.
My point is that at the peak of the
U is the best place for a tax, and
anywhere past the U results in an
increase in revenue when you cut
taxes. The reason Reagan was so
"obsessed" with this idea is, just
as you, it came from a lifetime of
experience. During his career as an
actor he made only four movies a
year, because the tax on the fifth
one was so high he lost all
incentive to make another.
The perceived obsolence and planned
obsolence, I thought, were
interesting because, quite frankly,
I had never heard of those terms.
Also, I am aware that these
companies like Apple and Sony simply
make a bigger hard drive or change a
color, and all of a sudden the
product is "new." However, no one is
forcing you to buy these products.
I, myself, don't have an Ipod,
Iphone, or anything electronically
fancy other than my laptop (which I
consider more of a necessity for
school than anything else). It's not
because I can't afford one, I simply
never saw myself using it enough to
warrant a purchase. In general, the
whole obsolence business seemed a
little far-fetched. Simply put,
companies want you to buy their
products, and they'll market them
anyway they want, be it new,
classic, original, or remake.
With regards to healthcare, it comes
down to which of the plans they're
talking about. Obama said something
about comparing it to the post
office where you have the USPS and
private companies like Fedex and
UPS. That doesn't seem too terrible
an idea, but the system in England,
Canada, and the rest of Europe for
that matter, isn't all that great.
I've read reports about Englishmen
with curable cornea diseases, who
were denied treatment until after
they went blind in one eye because
that qualified as "proof." Then the
Canadian system isn't much of a
solution, either. Many Canadians
come down to the U.S. to get proper
treatment because they can't get it
in their own country. In fact, I've
read that Americans have greater
access to more advanced treatments
than do Canadians. Also, a universal
system of medicine begs the question
of whether or not there will be
competition. Without competition,
I'm sure there will be slower
advancements made in the medical
field. It's the same thing we saw
in Soviet Russia, where there was no
incentive to be creative and
inventive. In addition, sure,
America acts in its self interest,
but so does every other country.
What would the world be like if
Russia, Venezuela, Iran, Libya,
etc., were in our position? I think
America does a decent job showing
self constraint.
Lastly, I get what you're saying
about people not thinking for
themselves, but are any of our
opinions truly original? My parents
are pretty ignorant when it comes to
politics, so the only way I learned
more was from television, Internet,
or Associated Press, which runs
stories on my web page. In fact, my
father understands Italian politics
better than American, but that could
be because of a language issue. It's
a shame, though, that more people
are so narrowed minded and forget to
keep an open mind. Limbaugh is one,
Bill Maher, Beck, Chris Mathews,
they are all pretty stubborn people,
and I have never seen any of them
change their mind on any topic.
"Ben"
"Ben,"
Ah, if that were only true, but the
fact is that over the last 30 years
of unrestrained greed, CEO salaries
have gone from an average of 40
times that of their average workers'
salary to in excess of 500 times
that salary. while over the last 4
years average household income has
been flat. In America right now, the
wealth of the top 1% exceeds the
combined assets of the bottom 95%.
Still think we practice restraint?
These numbers are worse than just
before the crash of 1929, and they
reflect the validity of my point,
which is that since about 1955, when
the top income tax bracket was 90%,
through the 1960s, when it was 75%,
into the Reagan years when it was
still over 50%, we have had the same
horseshit shoveled down our throats
- "Cut taxes on the top earners and
grow the economy." "W" was talked
into it because among the many
things of which he is/was abysmally
ignorant. Economics is number 1!
This guy took economic advice from,
among others, a VP who left his job
as CEO of Halliburton (huge 30
million dollar severance package,
thank you). and became the head of
an energy task force made up of his
cronies. Can you say morally
bankrupt conflict of interest? Palin
said it just yesterday, as if it's
not the reason we have just endured
what history will probably label the
worst presidency since Harding. Bear
in mind, the guy who just left the
White House couldn't have set in
your and my classroom - can't read
on grade level. Pathetic!
And don't compare us to a murderer
(other countries we don't like) and
say we're better because we're just
muggers. Do you measure your moral
standards against others, or against
what your soul tells you is the
right thing to do? I know the answer
to that because I know and respect
your character! Why should we as a
nation do any less? How does Apple
offering a wider range of products
translate to promoting the general
welfare? Offering consumers more
choices simply is not a humanitarian
act; it simply promotes Apple's
welfare, and you're way too smart to
believe otherwise. You are also way
too smart to believe that either you
or I who practice restraint as
consumers are reflective of the
manufacturers' target audience.
That's like saying the behavior of
Mother Teresa was above reproach,
therefore all women are like her.
That audience is the TV viewer who
watches "King of Queens" and never
processes that a UPS deliveryman (I
think that's his job) can't afford a
third of the mortgage payment on a
house in Queens such as he
supposedly lives in (someone
actually did the math and the
research). We get a fantasy world,
both in the media and from the
corporate world. We gave Goldman
Sachs alone over 12 billion dollars
and spent less that 4 billion on
education last year; and yes, either
party would have done the same.
There is no "great idea" as to how
to fix the economy when the disaster
is founded on a shell game of
derivatives, mortgage bundles, hedge
funds and 30% credit card accounts.
If the current system, devoid of any
real restraint, is as good as you
are defending it to be, why have we
in the last ten years reversed the
trend of the 60s when the largest
wealth transfer in America was to
the middle class? Currently, the
largest wealth transfer is from the
middle class. I have lived through
these changes, so I'm not simply
relating the ravings of some radical
true believer. I don't mean this to
be harsh, but at your age, never
having actually been in the real
world of self-support, you cannot be
dealing from experience, so I must
assume you have heard this point of
view somewhere else. There is a
reason more young people are moving
back home in their 20s and early
thirties today than ever before.
What do you think it is? The
American Dream of marrying and
buying a home is farther away from a
higher percentage of Americans than
at any time in the past 50 years,
and has been trending that way for
the last 8. If the system, as it is,
works, why is that?
Regarding health care: Take the
worst horror story about France's
health care system and spin it as if
everyone in France has the same
experience. That's essentially what
you did, and by the way, what the
super interest group lobby of
insurance companies, tobacco
industry, lawyers, and hospitals are
doing. Do you think there are any
horrific stories associated with
HMOs in America, or even worse, with
those who have no insurance at all?
What you did is called sophistry -
taking one bad situation or example
and applying it to an entire system.
A man in Tampa several years ago
went into the hospital for an
amputation of a foot and the OR
staff cut off the wrong foot!
Clearly, by your standard, that
proves all American hospitals are
unsafe. Sounds silly when you think
about it, doesn't it? In truth,
France spends 10% of GDP on health
care, and they are, as a people,
healthier and live longer than the
US, where we spend just over 15% of
GDP on health care. For everyone who
bashes European single payer systems
(many of those are the persons here,
who don't want health care reform),
there are Brits, Canadians, and
others who cry "bullshit!" What
bothers me the most about this is
that the anti-reform groups are
doing what they do in the name of
free-market capitalism in an
industry, which in many cases,
(State of Alabama is a good example)
operate in an essentially
competition-free environment, in
which they simply cherry pick those
who are healthy (and represent the
least possibility of claims) and
reject or drop those who actually
need health care. The result is that
we pay hundreds of thousands of tax
dollars, in some cases, for the
child born in an ER to a mother with
no prenatal care and any of a list
of gestational problems, which 400
or 500 dollars in insured prenatal
care would/could have prevented.
Again, forget the trash you're being
told by the fear mongers; my wife
has observed this over 25 years of
neo-natal nursing. You would have a
very tough time finding a
significant number of ER staff who
don't support universal health care,
because much of what they deal with
daily should not be ER cases, but
are, because the patient can't
afford a simple family practice
visit, and consequently waits until
it's critical instead of routine.
Even though I am personally
concerned about the flood of
undocumented immigrants coming to
America, it would still be cheaper
to allow them health care than to
provide (as we do and certainly will
continue to do) emergency services
when they present at a hospital. It
is economically sound, but to the
haters like Glenn Beck and Lou
Dobbs, it's heresy. The most recent
polls show that fully 2/3 of
Americans support a public option
for health insurance. You'd never
know it from the mouths on
conservative talk radio, would you?
Corporate whores like the Limbaughs,
Becks, and O'Reillys make their
money, not by appealing to the best
in us, but to the worst. The
horrible thing is that many persons
too ignorant to do the research
believe them. The same is true for
the ultra liberals, as well. It's
easier to let someone tell you what
to do/believe, etc. Far wiser men
and economists than I have for years
noted the increasing inequity in
America, especially in the erosion
of the viability of what used to be
our great strength - the middle
class. Last point; don't feed me
that crap about why Reagan believed
in supply-side economics (which even
his VP and eventual successor
didn't). Don't you remember me
reading to you the comments of the
Nobel laureate, Republican
advisor/economist who went to see
him? He (Reagan) admittedly had
absolutely no reason for his
economic belief other than he
believed it. BY HIS OWN ADMISSION!
If there is a real reason, it is
probably that the Kennedy tax cut
actually did turn the economy around
when Johnson kicked it through
Congress after JFK's death, but
Reagan could not comprehend that
there were other market forces
related to the space program and
ramping up defense spending for Viet
Nam, which caused that. Also, he
only made 4 movies in a good year,
because he was not only a mediocre
president, he was worse than that as
an actor (lol). PS: If you really
believe Adam Smith is relevant here,
get a time machine and go to the
golden age of Social Darwinist,
unregulated
Rockefeller-Morgan-Carnegie
capitalism, and see how you like
it. No one had health care then,
except the rich.
PPS: Don't sell your conservative
friends short. They all changed
their mind about drugs when Limbaugh
was revealed to be an addict , and
many of them became more tolerant of
cross-dressing when Rudy Giuliani
showed them how. And by the way. if
you really followed Bill Maher, he
has been remarkably even handed in
his treatment of both sides of many
issues, including Iraq. But you see,
I actually watch him, so I would
know that. By the way - "Religulous"
- boffo, 5 stars, ya oughta see it.
Mr. Dorman
DISCOURSE TO BE CONTINUED NEXT WEEK
Mike Dorman is a 26-year
U.S. Navy veteran, a 20-year
classroom U.S. History teacher, part
time golfer, and full time
curmudgeon. He has been married to
wife Emily - a neo-natal nurse - for
45 years; the two are parents to
local vocal talents Juli (The WIZ)
Ohrberg and Singing
Realtor/Restaurant Reviewer - David
Dorman.
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A List of Coming and Ongoing
Attractions, which are not featured
elsewhere in your current WANZeGRAM
October 3 HEADRESS BALL - Hilton
Orlando
October 16 THE SEAFARER - Theatre
Downtown
October 16 ALL HALLOWS FRINGE: Hosted
by Wayburn Sassy & Didi Panace - Orlando
Shakes
October 17 ALL HALLOWS FRINGE: Hosted
by Wanzie & Pepe' - Orlando Shakes
October 18 Janine Klein: GAY BAR STAR
- Footlight Lounge
October 30 JEKYLL and HYDE - Greater
Orlando Actors Theatre
November 7 HOLY CRAP - Footlight
Theatre
ONGOING
Through Oct. 3 - THE WIZ -
Theater Downtown
Through Oct. 4 FIDDLER ON THE
ROOF - Broadway at Carr
Through Oct. 11 THE BIG BANG -
Orlando Shakes
Through Oct. 31 HALLOWEEN
HORROR NIGHTS - Universal
Through Nov. 8 - FOOD & WINE
FESTIVAL - Epcot
Wednesdays - BEACH BLANKET BINGO
- PH
Fridays - WHAT I DID FOR LOVE
(Musical) - Sleuth's Mystery
Dinner Theater
Sundays - BRUNCH - Funky Monkey
Wine Company
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Just a quick reminder that Stephen over
at the all new
STONEWALL
NEIGHBORHOOD BAR now has
a full liquor license and has employed
many of our favorite WANZeGRAM
subscribers from the local theatre scene
to host a variety of themed evenings
beginning with David Lee's hand picked
music videos projected on the new
multiple video monitors for
MUSCIAL
MONDAYS.
Every Monday at 6:30
ViJay Lee starts
screening the best of Broadway past and
present, Hollywood musicals, as well as
novelty videos, and new pop music
videos.
On Tuesdays,
VIJay Tim Debaun
spins alternative music videos.
On Wednesdays our own
Janine Kline
hosts Kray
Kray Karaoke beginning
at 9 PM.
Tony Edge
hosts TALK
ABOUT IT THURSDAYS -
it's an Underwear Party every Thursday
night with one of our favorite hunks.
On Friday evenings, beginning at
10 PM, DOUG
is currently subbing for
Scott
Carter as host of
Freaky
Friday Karaoke while
Scott is busy being
Frankenfurter in the
Rocky
Horror revue show as
part of
Universal's Halloween Horror Nights.
(Catch it if you can.)
 As
a matter of fact, this Friday -
TONIGHT
- Doug and Stonewall will be hosting a
big -
Welcome Home
TOMMY
WOOTEN
Party
Tommy got some great work in NYC as
a result of appearing in Dragness of
God this summer, so he stayed up
there while Kenny came home. He is
plugging away in the Big Apple,
doing great, and will be in Orlando
for a very limited amount of time.
So go out to Stonewall and grab a
quick Tommy-Fix with a Tommy Special
from the bar: $3 Captain
Morgan Cocktails. It all
starts at 10 PM this very
evening.
Stonewall Neighborhood Bar
741 Church Street
Orlando FL
So much to consider doing; too
little time and money.
So I must tell you about this
amazing money-saving deal my old
friend Michael Booth
from Nube Nova Salon
is offering.
Michael (Him personally, not the
salon) is making this crazy-good
discount available on any
Thursday between now and the end
of October -
For new guests, Michael is
offering "100% of the
service, at only 50% of the
cost!"
Existing guests are not left
out; if you've already been
there, you can enjoy an upgrade
service of your choice, up to
$40.00, compliments of Michael.
Why not stop in and see what is
new and exciting for fall, and
take advantage of this great
special, at this cutting edge
salon located in the heart of
Orlando's Thornton Park
Neighborhood:
Nube Nova
717 E.
Washington
Orlando, FL 32801-2939
(407) 246-5488
Ask to book with Michael
Booth on a
Thursday and be sure to
tell him you want the 50%-off
special rate you read about in
the WANZeGRAM.
I'm also very excited about our
new Online Events
Calendar on
WANZIE.com. Staff
member Jeff Kern,
of our WANZIE.com World
Headquarters Satellite Office
inconveniently located at the
Swan and Dolphin Hotels has done
an amazing job. This is no mere
calendar listing. You can click
on any and every event on the
Calendar to get instant expanded
pop-up information.
The Calendar can be accessed by
pointing your browser to
http://www.wanzie.com/calendar-01.html
OR
You can always simply log onto
wwwWANZIE.com and click on the
CALENDAR link in the left hand
home page navigation
OR
You will now always be able to
click on the CALENDAR link in
the list of links that appear at
the top of your weekly WANZeGRAM
to the right of the Greeting.
If ever you are stumped for what
to go out and do, or can't
remember the time or date of
certain events referenced in a
past WANZeGRAM, or you just want
to see what Wanzie,
Doug, Miss Sammy, Gadget Galore,
or Carol Lee are up to
- you need only glance at our
Online Events Calendar and click
on the event that interests you
in order to get the skinny.
I know you will all join me in
congratulating Jeff,
Gary, Val, and Rich for
keeping the site and the box
office listings up to date and
looking so fine - as well as the
Gram itself.
Take a gander at that calendar
page:
http://www.wanzie.com/calendar-01.html
Finally, I want to remind you of
two outings at which I would
love to see as many
subscriber/friends as possible:
Gay Day at Holy Land Experience
Theme Park (see article above)
on Tuesday. Meet me for
breakfast at McDonalds! Be sure
to wear red.
The opportunity to
cruise with me and a
whole gaggle of GLBT friends
(and their supportive family and
friends) from around the country
aboard what is soon to become
(it's still under construction)
The Largest Cruise Ship
in the World! - Royal
Caribbean's Oasis of the Seas
It's an All-Inclusive
Floating City!
The departure date for the
seven night Eastern
Carribean Itinerary cruise
sailing from the port of Ft.
Lauderdale is April
24, 2010
The time to book is right
now. Only a $250 deposit is
required at this time.
For complete information and
lots of great pictures of
the ship, visit the CRUISE
WITH WANZIE page on
WANZIE.com:
Already planning on sailing
are David Dorman, Scott
Penyak, David Goodermote,
Sean Harrington, Drew
Sizemore, Thomas Fincannon,
Myself, and Mr. Steve of Bel
Air and his entourage.
Won't you join us?
To book right now
simply call
407-718-9245
Or email Craig Nordengren at
ordengren@cruiseshipcenters.com
When making your reservation
be certain to state you are
with the
WANZeGRAM or WANZIE
GROUP
You will receive a
$25.00 per-cabin
Shipboard Credit!
Of course everyone who books
with the WANZeGRAM group
will also receive a special
party invitation from me,
exclusively for WANZeGRAM
group participants.
If you are a single traveler
and don't want to pay a
single supplement - just
drop me an email and I'll do
my best to hook you up with
a cabin mate.
Intrigued? Take a look at
the ship:
Then contact Craig and make
your reservation. This
amazing ship is filling
fast.
In the meantime, I hope to
see you in the Holy Land.
I'm WANZIE and That's
All I Wrote!

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