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Friday, November 6, 2009

   
 

Welcome!,

 
 
"Stop looking for your purpose...BE IT!"
 
- Dr. Wayne Dyer
 
Box Office Quick Links
       
In This Edition
World's Largest Ship Left Helsinki for Florida
Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll to Debut
WAVE Awards Underway: Voting Ends November 10
Who's In WHO?/Read WORLD ACCORDING TO WANZIE
Miss OBTA Results Are In
NEW GIRL IN TOWN Returns
In our Box Office!
We've Got Mail!
Short Takes
My Two Cents
The World in Brief
Coming Attractions
A Note from Wanzie
Quick Links
A Look Back in Time!
 
World's Largest Ship Left Helsinki Enroute to Florida
 
The building of the world's largest cruise ship has finally been completed, and she has begun gliding toward her home port in Florida. The Oasis of the Seas embarked on her maiden voyage last Friday, departing a shipyard in Finland.
 
It's five times larger than the Titanic!
 
The Oasis of the Seas met her first obstacle on Halloween, Saturday, October 31. When exiting the Baltic Sea, the mega ship had to literally squeeze under the Great Belt Bridge, which is just a scant 2-feet taller than the highest section of the ship - even after its telescopic smokestacks were lowered.
 
To be on the safe side, the ship - which rises about 20 stories high - sped up so that it sank deeper into the water as it passed under the span, explained Lene Gebauer Thomsen, a spokeswoman for the operator of the Great Belt Bridge.
 
It was quite a feat with little room for error, but the Oasis of the Seas just barely made it through unscathed.
 
You can view a really great video of this nail-biting historic squeezing-under-the-bridge moment (along with daily video updates on the Atlantic crossing directly from the ship's captain), by logging on to http://www.oasisoftheseas.com/ 
 
And forget about a map of the route; passengers on this ocean-going resort will need a map just to find their rooms! Royal Caribbean's Oasis of the Seas can accommodate more than 6,000 passengers in its 2,700 staterooms, suites, and lofts, almost all of which boast verandahs.
 
Oasis of the Seas, which is nearly 40 percent larger than the industry's next-biggest ship, and with a price tag of 1.5 billion dollars - also the most expensive ship afloat - was conceived years before the economic downturn caused desperate cruise lines to slash prices to fill vacant berths. "Obviously we did not want or anticipate she'd be born into the most significant economic downturn since the Depression," Royal Caribbean International President & CEO Adam Goldstein told The Associated Press in an interview earlier this month. "Even in this environment, we're excited about her."
 
She sets sail as cruise lines clamor to increase capacity, adding newer and bigger ships to their fleets.
 
But the upshot of that situation is that the rates now on offer for the WANZeGRAM group sailing represent a most outstanding value.
 
The size is staggering. The ship can accommodate 6,300 passengers in addition to the 2,100 crew members required to provide all the shipboard services on offer. Company officials are banking that its novelty will help guarantee its success.
 
The enormous ship features various "neighborhoods" themed to sports, shopping, a boardwalk area, and squares and plazas with an unprecedented touch of nature. The ship features fully landscaped "living parks and promenades" with real lawns and woodland trees as well as -
 
A tropical environment with climbing vines and palm trees counted among the amazing 12,000 living on-board plants.
 
All the live plants, trees, and grass will be planted after the ship arrives in Fort Lauderdale. What would normally constitute "inside (windowless) cabins" on any other ship, are actually inside/looking-outdoors cabins on this ship, offering verandah views of the open-air center section of the ship, which is flanked on either side by what amounts to hotel towers.
 
In the stern, a 750-seat outdoor theater - modeled on an ancient Greek amphitheater - doubles as a swimming pool by day and an ocean front theater by night. 
 
 
 
 
 
The pool has a diving tower with spring boards and two 33-foot high-dive platforms!
 
Accommodations include loft cabins with floor-to-ceiling windows, and 1,600-square-foot luxury suites with balconies overlooking the sea or promenades.
 
One of the "neighborhoods" named Central Park features a square with boutiques, restaurants, and bars, including -
 
A bar that moves up and down between three decks, allowing guests to get on and off at different levels!
 

Other fantastic amenities:

Four Swimming Pools
Volleyball Courts
Basketball Courts
9-Story Diagonal Zip Line
Surf Boarding
Boxing Ring
Fitness Center
Library
Miniature Golf Course
Vitality At Sea Full Service European Spa
Shopping District
Carousel
World Class Casino
Ice Skating Rink
Whirlpools
Rock Climbing Wall
Fountain Show
Tri-Level Main Dining Room with Grand Staircase
Beauty Salon
Barber Shop
Art Gallery
Wine Bistro
Dozens Upon Dozens of Lounges
Disco
Comedy Club
Jazz Club
Lecture Series
CHAMPAIGNE BAR
CHOPS GRILLE
GIAVONI'S TABLE
SEAFOOD SHACK
Ice Cream Parlor
Donut Shop
JOHNNY ROCKET'S
Jogging Track
Kids' Zone
Sports Pool
Card Room
Solarium
Chapel
Arcade
AZUMI Asian Cuisine
Pizzeria
24-Hour Complimentary Room Service
&
1, 300-Seat Broadway-Style Theater
 
 
And that Broadway-style theater is presenting full-length Broadway musicals being presented by the actual National Touring Companies of the various shows. During the WANZeGRAM 7-day group sailing (April 24, 2010), that show will be HAIRSPARY.
 
Just take a gander at some of the grandeur:
 
 
  
 
It may also interest you to know that Middo Llus - Project engineer overseeing the construction of the Oasis of The Seas at the Turku shipyard where the mega ship was built - proclaims this ship to be, "...the most environmentally friendly cruise ship to date.  It is much more efficient than other similar ships." He goes on to explain the Oasis of the Seas reclaims all run off water from passenger use for everything from grounds keeping irrigation to water cooling of machinery, and he asserts that the ship will dump "zero sewage into the sea."
 
The Oasis of the Seas is due to make its U.S. debut on November 20, 2009 at her home port, Port Everglades in Florida, well in advance of its highly publicized December roll out.
 
On her way to Florida, the ship off loaded some 300 construction workers  to tenders awaiting the vessel just off the South Coast of England. An additional 200, mostly craftsmen/finish construction workers, have remained on board to continue putting the finishing touches on the grand dame of the sea in a race against the clock as she sails toward Port Everglades. While the ship is crossing the Atlantic there is 24/7 activity which involves everything from paint touch ups to the installation of moldings, trip guards, and signage, as well as the polishing of marble, and final oil treatments of fine wood surfaces and such. There are also over one thousand minor cosmetic repairs which have been identified that must be completed before the first passengers board. These include tasks such as replacing patches of carpet or tile that, after being laid, may have been soiled, broken, or torn during the installation of an unrelated element while still in the shipyard. The line is being meticulous to a fault to ensure the very first passengers encounter a ship in the most pristine condition humanly possible. And of course, once the ship arrives in Florida, there will be those 12 thousand trees and vines and shrubs, along with pallet after pallet of sod, that will be sitting on the dock in Port Everglades waiting to be planted on board the ship the moment she arrives.
 
PRE-FLORIDA DEBUT SAVINGS END SOON
Make your reservations NOW to join the WANZeGRAM group which will comprise just a portion of a much larger group of gay & gay friendly passengers who will be booking from across the country and around the world for the 7-day Eastern Caribbean-Itinerary sailing from Port Everglades on April 24, 2010.
 
Prices are expected to increase once the ship debuts in Fort Lauderdale on November 20.
 
To enjoy pre-sailing savings - please make your reservation now!
 
Only a $250 deposit is required at this time.
 
When making your reservation.
be certain to state you are with the
WANZeGRAM GROUP
And you will receive a
 $25.00 per-cabin Shipboard Credit
And an invitation to an exclusive WANZeGRAM Group Party
 
To book right now simply ask for
Craig Nordengren
when calling
407-718-9245
Or email Craig at cnordengren@cruiseshipcenters.com
 
For more complete information and lots of great pictures of the ship, visit the CRUISE WITH WANZIE page on the Wanzie.com website:    http://www.wanzie.com/cruise.html 
Or
 
 Email Wanzie directly and he'll send you a 42-page PDF online brochure about the ship, if you like.
 
Or
 
Just bite the bullet to get set for the vacation of a lifetime, and -
 
BOOK NOW: 407.718.9245
cnordengren@cruiseshipcenters.com
 
Remember, you can view daily video updates of the historic Atlantic crossing now underway by logging onto: http://www.oasisoftheseas.com/
Was Mr. Steve of Bel Air the Inspiration for this Doll?
 
If you haven't yet seen Barbie Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll, well, here he is! Now your life is complete. He's part of a Palm Beach Collection of dolls, but really, this is the winner of the batch. Rooted hair! White pants after Labor Day! Bite-sized dog! This doll has it all.
 

 
Barbie Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll Description: 
  • Lookin' for a sugar daddy?
  • Head to Palm Beach with Ken!
  • Silkstone Barbie Doll body and part of the elite Gold Label Collection.
  • Made with the adult collector in mind!
  • Includes accessories and a certificate of authenticity. 
"Join the cool sophistication in breezy Palm Beach! Sporting a dashing jacquard-patterned jacket with a light pink polo shirt and crisp white pants, this Ken Doll is ready for the Palm Beach social season, sunning by the pool, and a stroll with his furry little companion. Fashion designed exclusively for the Silkstone Barbie Doll body, he's made with the adult collector in mind. This item includes a Ken doll, jacket, pink polo shirt, white shoes, dog with leash, swim trunks, accessories, doll stand, and certificate of authenticity. Look no further for your sugar daddy!"
 
And so goes the official description from the doll's manufacturer. But don't get your heart set on Christmas gift-giving of Palm Beach Ken just yet; he's not set to debut until April 2010 (although advance orders are already being taken online). 
 
 
Just looking at Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken puts one in mind of Mr. Charles, from the play Mr. Charles Currently of Palm Beach, as portrayed on the Orlando stage by actor Frank McClain. But WANZeGRAM subscriber/friend Scott Stowell posted this query on Facebook concerning the doll: "Seriously?  Did our dear friend Mr. Steve of Bel Air have something to do with this?"
 
 
We at the WANZeGRAM World Headquarters believe that to be quite possible. The similarities between Mr. Steve and this doll are uncanny, and after all, Mr. Steve (Singhaus) of Bel Air did in fact provide the costuming for McClain's rendition of Mr. Charles right from his own closet. 
 
The doll in question is the latest in a series of Palm Beach-inspired Barbie collectables due out next year. Palm Beach Ken will be marketed alongside these three other dolls from his neighborhood: 

Barbie Palm Beach Coral Doll: $179.99

  
 
Barbie Palm Beach Swimsuit Doll: $58.99
 
  
 
Barbie Palm Beach Caftan Doll: $87.99
 
 
Clearly the little guy, whose official full name is - Barbie Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll - will be the standout of the group. He's priced at $69.69 (Isn't that cute?), and is sure to be a big hit. 
 
Let's hope Mr. Steve is getting royalties.
 
NOTE: You may pre-order* your very own Barbie Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll right now, if you like, by clicking on this link:
 
 
*Your credit card will not be charged until the item is in stock in 2010.    
 
Vote WANZIE! / WAVE Awards Ballots Online Now
 
Last year there was an uproar from a certain rude and obnoxious member of the Catholic clergy and an oft-times belligerent Orlando City Commissioner (whose growing reputation for inappropriate behavior at public events negates the need to even bother to print her name anymore), when our very own Wanzie dressed in a pope-like costume to accept his 2008 Wave award for "Orlando's Favorite Spiritual Leader"."
 
The WAVE Awards are Watermark Awards for Variety and Excellence.  Readers - that's you - vote, and the results determine the best that each included city has to offer its LGBT community. Some of you may remember these campaign images created by Rich Charron for last year's WAVE campaign:

 

We at the WANZeGRAM had initially decided to be officially uninvolved in campaigning for votes of any kind this year, wanting to avoid any ill tempered public altercations that might arise from another Wanzie-win.

But then we considered all that Wanzie did during his 2008 reign, which actually warrants him thoughtful consideration for the 2009 honor, not the least of which was his portrayal of a dedicated Catholic Priest in his play NOT IN MY FATHER'S HOUSE, which was recently presented as part of an evening of Wanzie-penned One-Acts, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.
 
As a playwright, Wanzie treated the institution of the Catholic Church with great respect, and the character he created for the Priest was one of a man with deep abiding Christian convictions; a decent gay man who chose to live his life in the closet because he believed to do otherwise would harm the Church he so loved and also might diminish the faith of those of his equally beloved parishioners. The spiritual message of the play was two fold: that the church must take care to embrace and deal compassionately with its at-risk gay youth; and that Christianity and homosexuality need not be exclusive of one another. Thus we have concluded that Wanzie actually qualifies for the Spiritual Leader Award even more so this year than last, so...
 
We at the WANZeGRAM
Officially Endorse
MICHAEL WANZIE
for
"Orlando's Favorite Spiritual Leader"
Wave Award 2009
 
AND WHAT ABOUT "FAVORITE ACTOR"?
 
Also, largely with respect to his performance as the Priest in the above mentioned play, Wanzie certainly would not be displeased to receive your vote for favorite GLBT Actor. After all, as Wanzie explains, "Not only did I portray a man who loves and cherishes an institution I personally consider downright silly, I also had to 'act' as though I actually enjoyed smelling, licking, and kissing the glistening sweaty bare chest of one Michael Marinaccio. I was further challenged as an actor to emulate an earnest desire to kiss Mr. Marinaccio, and then I had to appear as Though it was pleasurable for me to press my lips against his grotesquely perfect counterparts.
 
Finally, in what can only be viewed as an award-winning moment of theatrical genius, I was called upon to convey to the audience that I was pleased to have Mr. Marinaccio force me to kneel before him and have my face smashed into his private parts. I think it all came off very convincingly, if I do say so myself. And I am certain Michael Marinaccio would agree I did one very fine job of pretending to love and adore him. I can't think of any other Orlando actor who was called upon to play so against his real nature and natural instincts this past theatrical season than was I in having to appear to lust after Michael Marinaccio. So, yes, it's true, I would not be unhappy to garner your vote for myself to be named Wave award winner as your favorite GLBT actor of the year.
EDITORS NOTE: The above two WAVE award endorsements do not necessarily reflect the opinion of any WANZeGRAM staff member other than that of Wanzie himself. The use of the term "We at the WANZeGRAM" has been used rather loosely with regard to the above endorsements, which we regret to inform you, Wanzie himself wrote. (One of the advantages of being the guy whose name appears on the masthead of this publication, we guess) That having been said, we offer our best wishes to Wanzie, and our sincere apologies to Mr. Marinaccio.
Before you click on the link below to vote for Wanzie, please pay attention; there are a couple of very important rules:
 
Rule #1: You must fill in at least 15 answers to be eligible. Surveys with fewer than 15 answers will be discarded. (It takes only 2 minutes to complete the form.)
 
Rule #2: One survey per person. In the case of multiple surveys from a single respondent, all will be discarded.
 
Now please log on and vote:  https://app.icontact.com/icp/sub/survey/take
 
Unfortunately, due to the many, many friends, paying advertisers, and subscribers to the WANZeGRAM, so very many of whom deserve our endorsements for various WAVE awards in categories which would result in them competing head to head, we had to make the difficult decision to NOT endorse anyone other than Wanzie for any award.
EDITORS NOTE: Well, isn't that convenient? Please feel free to utilize our ongoing invitation to submit a Short Take, a My Two Cents article, or just your basic mail to the WANZeGRAM should you, yourself,  wish to call attention to someone or someplace you feel is deserving of a Wave Award. Our hands are tied, but you can write in what ever you like, and chances are we might print it.
November Edition on Stands!
 
Preview  WORLD ACCORDING TO WANZIE Here!
 

 
Official Tally from Miss OBTA Pageant
 
"Record funds were raised in uncharacteristically record pace dictated by Master of Ceremonies and 12-year Miss OBTA veteran-volunteer Michael Wanzie," reports event producer Jeff Horn.

 

Donations continue to come in following the October 22nd benefit held at the Parliament House's Footlight Theatre in support of the Genesis Community Program.
 
The current tally is
$14,871.00
 
A 31% increase over last year's Miss OBTA Fundraiser
 
The over-whelming success is thanks to a very generous and loyal crowd, a core group of over 50 volunteers, and fantastic and abundant raffle prizes and auction items.
 
The packed house included local dignitaries Orange County Commissioner Linda Stewart, and State House Candidate Todd Christian.
 
Other local luminaries in attendance included Parliament House owners Don Granatstein and Susan Unger, Realtor to the stars David Dorman, DOUG - who hosted a fabulous pre-show trivia contest, celebrity judges Jacqueline Jones, Orlando City Commissioner Daisy Lynum, MOIRA, and Miss Sammy, as well as the owners of both Stonewall Neighborhood Bar and BarCodes.
Costumer to the stars Marcy Singhaus and husband Mr. Steve of Bel Air were also in attendance, as were auction coordinators Jack and Margo Dixon, who also provided all the photos in this section. The ever demure Rai Liau was quietly in attendance and busy working very, very hard behind the scenes.
 
The overall beauty and talent on stage at this year's pageant was unprecedented:


 
 
THE TITLE WINNER WAS EUREKA LIQUOR! 
 
Donations to the Genesis Community Program, a 501(c)(3) organization serving children and families in Orlando's Parramore neighborhood, are still being accepted, and are especially needed in light of the holiday season which is upon us.
 
Checks may be made out to Genesis Community Program and given to Wanzie, Jeff Horn, Commissioner Lyman, or any other person associated with the event. Checks may also be dropped at The Parliament House front desk to be placed in Wanzie's in basket, or may be mailed to 
 
Jeff Horn
1219 W Smith Street
Orlando, Florida   32804
 
The organization wishes to extend its sincere thanks to the many companies, organizations, and individuals who so generously donated items and/or services to benefit this most worthy charity.
From Pancake Hostess to Cabaret Star - Mitzi's Back!
 
 
If you're like most people, you've probably wondered what goes on behind the closed doors of America's favorite pancake house (trademark pending). You may ask yourself - Who is this Mitzi Morris I've heard so much about?  Where is she from?  What has she done? And most importantly, is she single?
 
After exhaustive research, combing through the police blotters of the upper mid-west, we at the WANZeGRAM can report that Mitzi Morris is a Minnesota native who has traveled extensively around this great nation of ours before settling down in Orlando, where she now works as a hostess at a chain pancake restaurant. Recently Mitzi also starting working as an occasional cruise director for the Rivership Romance in Sanford, FL.
 
No stranger to stage or screen, local audiences first fell in love with Mitzi on the now-defunct QCast Connection podcast, as well as those few who were lucky enough to catch her warming up her dulcet tones at the infamous rural Orange County piano bar, the "COME ON INN."
 
With the help of alter-ego/writer/actor Kevin Kriegel, and well- known pianist John B. deHaas, Mitzi will once again share her most intimate secrets via story and song.
 
Come to the Cabaret!
 
Experience this delightful musical romp through the life and times of: 
 
Mitzi Morris
NEW GIRL IN TOWN
Sundays: November 8, 15, & 22
6 PM
Footlight Lounge at The Parliament House
Reservations: 407.496.4253
 
NOTE: Online reservations are no longer available for the Sunday Cabaret Series. Cabaret reservations may be made by phone only, at the number listed above.
 
Reservations for fully staged theatrical plays and musicals presented by Wanzie Presents remain ONLY available online at  www.WANZIE.com/boxoffice 
 

 
 
Make plans now to see
"Orlando's Favorite Pancake Hostess"
 
RESERVATIONS: 407.540.0317
 

Now on Sale in our Box Office!

   
WORLD PREMIERE PRODUCTION 
OPENING NIGHT - THIS SATURDAY
 
 
BEST SEATS AVAILABLE FOR ALL DATES!
 
RESERVE NOW!

We've Got Mail!

 
Patti Sheehan Saga Continues
Wanzie shares FINAL thoughts in response to letter below
Declares he is DONE!
 
 
Wanzi,(NOTE: This is the misspelling of the name "WANZIE" as submitted by the letter-writer, so one can deduce from that how well she knows him...)
 
Why don't you and your idiot readers like this Jeff Horn, who ever he is, stop tearing down Patti Sheehan? What has she ever done to you? And what have YOU two ever done for this community?
 
- Trish Ireland
 
Dear Trish,
 
Patti has done plenty to me, and I could fill a page as to why I don't particularly care for the woman, but suffice it to say I'm not fond of a person who tells a vicious lie about me over and over and over again, for years now, and refuses to stop telling said lie even after presented with absolute proof that what she is saying is undeniably untrue. I am not fond of a person who uses their position in government as a platform from which to threaten others. I am not fond of anyone who has tried to cost me my job, or anyone who has verbally assaulted me in public (on more than one occasion), or anyone who invites themselves to sit at my table at a restaurant and then leaves without paying for their meal. Patti Sheehan has done all those things to me, and more.
 
It may interest you to know that I have, at several points in time, tried in vain to put past issues between Patti and me behind us, and I had forgiven her some really horrible things she had done behind my back, including her despicable attempt to have me fired from my job as director of a Gay & Lesbian community service organization I helped to build. I have tried earnestly to get along with her, but Patti seems ill content to be on good terms with me, and has consistently initiated another fracas each time we manage to go through a spell without friction between us. She is not happy getting along with me, nor is she interested in getting along with me. So I am officially done trying. I officially dislike the woman, and have lost all respect for her, and I will not allow myself to be burned again by her, as I have been in the past each time I have attempted to mend fences, only to have her tell the same old lie about me again, or to take issue with me once again in public. I am done with her once and for all. And yours, Trish, will be the last letter or posting I answer concerning the rift between Patti and me which has always been attributable to her intense dislike for me, in which she became vested long before ever even having met me.
 
I am weary of being against Patti, so I'm going to do my level best, starting right now, to just pretend she doesn't exist. I don't need to be wasting my time and energy being against Patti when there are so many far more deserving people who are actually worthy of my time and energy whom I need to be supporting. Any time I spend dealing with this ridiculous nagging Patti issue is time someone actually worthy of my support is not getting. So I'm going to try to turn over a new leaf (not in an attempt to get along with Patti; that never seems to work for her), but rather to just forget her, if at all possible.
 
My new mantra: "Patti who?"
 
Now, with regards to your second question:
 
If you really have to question what, if anything, Jeff Horn and I have done for this community, then you are obviously not an engaged participant in it. You obliviously are not engaged in local politics, care little for the disenfranchised among us, and have no knowledge of Orlando's GLBT history.
 
You may read elsewhere in this very WANZeGRAM that Jeff Horn just raised over $14,000 to help at-risk under-privileged youth in Orlando's Parramore neighborhood. That's just one of many, many examples of what Mr. Horn has done for this community. But then again, if you actually subscribed to and read the WANZeGRAM, you would know what a blessing this community has in Jeff Horn. Obviously you don't read the WANZeGRAM, or you would not have been stupid enough to question what Jeff Horn or I have done for this community. Therefore, your impetus and motive in writing to this publication in support of Patti, while at the same time implying that Jeff Horn and I have likely done nothing for the community, is automatically suspect in my book, and was certainly written from an ill-informed mindset with no idea as to whom you were questioning. All this leads me to believe you are one of Patti's minions who support the woman for no other reason than that she is gay. I know I speak for Jeff as well as myself when I say, quite frankly, that simply being gay is not reason enough for any politician to garner our support, nor should it be the sole deciding factor for any gay person of conscience when choosing to vote for a candidate.
 
Also Trish, I find it curious that while you and I do not know one another (if in fact Trish Ireland is your real name), the email letter you sent to me, which had "For wanzigram (misspelled by the way) publication" written in the subject box, did not reach me through the "email Wanzie" link provided in the WANZeGRAM and on my website, but rather, it came to me by way of one of my least published private email addresses. Almost as if you were not writing in response to anything you yourself had actually read in the WANZeGRAM.
 
Curious that.
 
So In conclusion, Trish, I would like to invite you to actually subscribe to this free e-publication and then you would know first-hand what Jeff Horn and I, along with so many other wonderfully dedicated friends of ours, actually do for this community. But I suspect that being a friend of Patti's you would prefer to remain ignorant to our many civic and charitable endeavors.
 
And by the way, if YOU, in fact, were actually out there doing anything for this community, you would never have had to inquire as to what Jeff or I might be doing for the community; you would know first-hand, because you would know us.
 
And thus with you, I am also now DONE!
 
Here's wishing you a lovely day wrapped snuggly in your blissful ignorance.
 
- WANZIE
 
Public PS. - Please don't anyone write in asking me anything further about Patti Sheehan in an attempt to elicit a response from me. I'm done responding. Done. Done!  DONE!  My standard response will now be the afore mentioned, "Patti Who?", so don't waste your time. Hopefully she will follow suit and forget who I am, as well. What a blessing that would be!
 
(Deep breath)


 

We at the WANZeGRAM are always just as pleased as punch to receive, post, and answer our mail in this public forum. But it takes two to play!  Send your email to WANZIE!
Short Takes:
 
"Happy Birthday, Jerry Matasso. You are my everything! With love beyond words"
- Thom
 
"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."
- Tallulah Bankhead
 
"If I had to live my life again, I'd get high sooner."
- Wanzie
 
 
Submit YOUR Short Take directly to WANZIE at michael@wanzie.com.Be sure to type "Short Take" in the subject line. Short Takes submissions must be received no later than midnight on each Tuesday, for inclusion in the following Friday GRAM.  A strict limit of 30 words maximum is imposed. You must provide your first and last name, which will be printed following your submission. Your name will not figure into your word count. All postings will be at the sole discretion of the management team at the lovely WANZIE.com World Headquarters, with offices inconveniently located in Melbourne, and Lake Mary, Florida.
My Two Cents:
  

Submit YOUR TWO CENTS:
 

My Two Cents submissions must be received no later than midnight on each Monday for possible inclusion in the next Friday GRAM. A strict limit of 350 words will be imposed. Please submit your column directly to WANZIE at michael@wanzie.com and kindly type "My Two Cents" in the subject line.
World in Brief Title
 
THE COLOR PURPLE
From the classic Pulitzer Prize-winning novel by Alice Walker, and the film by Steven Spielberg, comes a soul-stirring new musical and landmark Broadway event. The stage production of THE COLOR PURPLE is set to a joyous score featuring jazz, ragtime, gospel, and blues. THE COLOR PURPLE is a story of hope, a testament to the healing power of love, and a celebration of life!
 
Broadway Across America/Florida Theatrical Association Presents
 
 
Remaining Performances
 
Tonight at 8,PM
Also
Saturday, November 7 at 2,PM & 8,PM
Sunday, November 8 at 1,PM & 6:30 PM
 
Carr Performing Arts Centre
401 West Livingston Street
Orlando, FL 32801
$38 - $70
Box Office: 407.849.2000
 
World in Brief Line 
 
COMEDY - SLEUTH'S SIZZLING COMEDY
If you like "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" then you'll love the family at Mama's Place! on Friday evenings at Sleuth's in Orlando. Interact with outrageous characters. See hysterical improvised comedy based on audience suggestions. Participate in interactive game shows. You become part of the fun as a team of some of the funniest performers in Orlando creates the fun before your very eyes! (Adult content and language, for mature audiences.)
 
On Saturday nights the stage is set for Stand-Up Comedy Spotlight!  Sleuth's invites youto see the best in Central Florida stand-up talent. Hosted by Miller Lite Mic Night competition winnerKevin White. Comics appear courtesy of the Best Of British Pub open mic nights. Come and laugh with the hilarious stand-up stars of tomorrow! (Adult content and language, for mature audiences.)
 
Sizzling Comedy
Mama's Place! On Fridays
Stand-Up Spotlight on Saturdays
 
10 PM
 
Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theatre
8267 International Drive
Orlando, FL 32819
 
$10
 
Full bar and light bites available for purchase
(Comedy series shows are not dinner theater presentations.)
 Stand-Up Spotlight shows are only $5 with theme park/service industry ID.
 
Reservations (407) 363-1985 
 
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POKER - TEXAS HOLD,'EM TOURNAMENT
The Orlando Shakespeare Theater's annual Fall Poker Tournament; No-Limit Texas Hold 'Em, with professional dealers, racetrack-style poker tables, and Blackjack. Plus FREE pizza & snacks, beer, wine and soft drinks for participants. The top 10 players in the tournament will receive prizes valued at $100 or more, such as a gift certificate to the Mall at Millenia, gift certificates to local restaurants and retail outlets, attraction tickets, etc. Suggested donation is $50 (Re-buys available till the break for $30 donation). Blackjack table play available for non-tournament participants (and for the enjoyment of those competitors who get knocked out of the tournament early on), at a modest fee. Only actual tournament players need reservations.
 
To Reserve: Just call the box office during normal business hours (M-F 10-5) 407.447.1700, or register online 24 hours a day by visiting www.orlandoshakes.org   
 
SHAKESPEARE POKER TOURNAMENT
Texas Hold 'Em and Blackjack Fundraiser
 
Friday, November 6, 2009
 
Registration: 6:30,PM
 
The John and Rita Lowndes Shakespeare Center
Loch Haven Park
812 East Rollins Street
Orlando, FL 32803

 
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THEATER - YANKEE TAVERN
Orlando Shakes presentation of a modern thriller by award-winning playwright Steven Dietz.  A condemned tavern in New York City is the setting for intrigue and conspiracy centering on the events of September 11, 2001. "It is the Mother of All Conspiracies: when an entire nation is led to believe something completely different than the thing they have seen for themselves!" What is coincidence and what is fact?
 
The outstanding cast, under the direction of Anne Hering, includes Shakespeare Theater favorites Tom Nowicki (Opus), Jim Ireland (Glass Menagerie), Zack Robidas (Wittenberg) and Shakespeare Theater newcomer Katherine Skelton.  

Yankee Tavern is the kind of play you'll be thinking about long after you leave the theater. Artistic Director Jim Helsinger says of the play, "The first preview audience was captivated by act one, with lots of lively discussion at intermission.  Before the final moments of the show, the air in the Goldman theatre was charged with curiosity as to what happens next."  Come decide for yourself.
 
Yankee Tavern
October 14 to November 8
Wednesday-Thursday - 7 pm
Friday-Saturday - 8 pm
Sunday - 2 pm
Senior Matinees, October 21 & 28, November 4 - 2 pm
John & Rita Lowndes Shakespeare Center
812 E. Rollins Street
(Loch Haven Park)
Orlando, FL  32803
$14-$38
Phone orders:  407.447.1700
Online Tickets: 
www.orlandoshakes.org

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THEATER - JEKYLL & HYDE
The Greater Orlando Actors Theatre production opens Friday, October 30th, but they are offering their early ticket buyers a special discount.
 
Between now and opening night, all you have to do is enter the coupon code EARLYSALE in your shopping cart at http://www.goatgroup.com/ . Just add the tickets to your cart and enter the code where it says "Enter Promotional Code" and you will receive a $5 discount on the regular adult ticket price.
 
The discount is good on all regular adult tickets, including the Saturday, October 31st Halloween Fundraiser.  Regular tickets for that event, normally $30, include that evening's performance of Jekyll and Hyde as well as the post-show party, food, silent auction, raffles, and cabaret. With EARLYSALE, tickets for the Halloween Ball are only $25.
 
Remember, this special coupon expires when the show opens! Get your tickets now!
 
 
JEKYLL AND HYDE: THE MUSICAL
By Steve Cuden and Frank Wildhorn
 
Directed by Paul Castaneda
 
Musical Direction by Don Hopkinson
 
October 30 - November 27, 2009
Fridays/Saturdays 8 pm -  Sundays 7 pm
Monday, November 9th Industry Night Show 8 pm
 
 
Greater Orlando Actors Theatre - GOAT
669 Cherry Street, Winter Park, FL 32789
Off Fairbanks between I-4 and 17/92
Call 407.872.8451
 
For show overview and more information:
 
http://www.goatgroup.com/  
 
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TRAVEL - JOIN WANZIE/WORLD'S LARGEST CRUISE SHIP

The departure date for the seven-night Eastern-Carribean Itinerary cruise sailing from the port of Ft. Lauderdale is April 24, 2010. Cruise with Wanzie and other WANZeGRAM subscribers aboard what is soon to be the largest cruise ship in the world - Royal Caribbean's OASIS OF THE SEAS. The time to book is right now. Only a $250 deposit is required at this time.
For complete information and lots of great pictures of the ship, visit the CRUISE WITH WANZIE page on the Wanzie.com website:   
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Coming Attractions:

 
A List of Coming and Ongoing Attractions, which are not featured elsewhere in your current WANZeGRAM
 
Nov. 13   FESTIVAL OF TREES - Orlando Museum of Art

Nov. 28  Wanzie's STAR STUDED A CHRISTMAS CAROL - Footlight Theatre


ONGOING

 
Through Nov. 7   THE SEAFARER - Theatre Downtown
Through Nov. 8 - FOOD & WINE FESTIVAL - Epcot
Nov. 10   OSBOURNE FAMILY LIGHTS - Disney/Hollywood Studios
Nov. 27   CANDLELIGHT PROCESSIONAL - Epcot
Nov. 27    A CHRISTMAS CAROL - Theatre Downtown
Nov. 28   RENE' BRAY: SWEET and SASSY - Sleuth's
 
Through Nov. 30 - DIANA The People's Princess - Downtown Disney
Dec. 1     RENT - Broadway at Carr PAC

Through Jan. 3 - TATIANA'S SHOWBOAT JUBILEE - Magic Kingdom
Wednesdays - BEACH BLANKET BINGO - PH
Sundays - BRUNCH - Funky Monkey Wine Company
A Note From Wanzie:
 
Please come out and join me for our opening night of HOLY CRAP! tomorrow night.
 
This show offers a fresh perspective on some old beliefs from three new writers with a most interesting and entertaining tale to tell.
 
And what a cast of interesting characters! (Both the characters in the play and the actors portraying them):
 
David Lee is The Easter Bunny going through a sexual identity crisis.
 
I play Santa Claus, lisping my way through a constant herbal-laced-cookie haze.
 
Equity Actress Darby Ballard plays my two-timing wife who is obsessed with a certain Angel.
 
Steven Arwood is THAT Angel. (He's hot. And he's shirtless through most of the show. And that's a good thing!)
 
New-comer Eric Fagan is a renegade Elf with a gun and a secret past..
 
And Joe Swanberg is our lord and savior Jesus Christ (actually he's a part time savior and full time CEO of a marking company), with a drinking problem..
 
As you can see, it's all just good, clean Christian fun, under the direction of Kenny Howard...and it's just in time to usher in the Holiday Season.
 
So Come All Ye Faithful to the Footlight Theatre for a good laugh.
 
Hope to see you there. 
 
Also, it may interest you to know that tonight ends my two-week detox cleanse, and I will be having my very first alcoholic beverage (after 14 whole days without a drop) while on stage, during the show HOLY CRAP!, tomorrow night.
 
Should be fun!
 
Do come out and join that fun, and we'll have a drink or two together after the show, as well.
 
HOLY CRAP! 
 
Saturday at 8,PM
 
Select A Seat Now! 
 
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