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"Stop looking for
your purpose...BE IT!"
- Dr.
Wayne Dyer
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World's Largest Ship Left Helsinki
Enroute to Florida |
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The building of the world's largest
cruise ship has finally been completed,
and she has begun gliding toward her
home port in Florida. The Oasis of the
Seas embarked on her maiden voyage last
Friday, departing a shipyard in Finland.
It's five times larger than the Titanic!
The Oasis of the Seas met her first
obstacle on Halloween, Saturday, October
31. When exiting the Baltic Sea, the
mega ship had to literally squeeze under
the Great Belt Bridge, which is just a
scant 2-feet taller than the highest
section of the ship - even after its
telescopic smokestacks were lowered.
 To
be on the safe side, the ship - which
rises about 20 stories high - sped up so
that it sank deeper into the water as it
passed under the span, explained Lene
Gebauer Thomsen, a spokeswoman for the
operator of the Great Belt Bridge.
It was quite a feat with little room for
error, but the Oasis of the Seas just
barely made it through unscathed.
You can view a really great video of
this nail-biting historic
squeezing-under-the-bridge moment (along
with daily video updates on the Atlantic
crossing directly from the ship's
captain), by logging on to
http://www.oasisoftheseas.com/
 And
forget about a map of the route;
passengers on this ocean-going resort
will need a map just to find their
rooms! Royal Caribbean's Oasis of the
Seas can accommodate more than 6,000
passengers in its 2,700 staterooms,
suites, and lofts, almost all of which
boast verandahs.
Oasis of the Seas, which is nearly 40
percent larger than the industry's
next-biggest ship, and with a price tag
of 1.5 billion dollars - also the most
expensive ship afloat - was conceived
years before the economic downturn
caused desperate cruise lines to slash
prices to fill vacant berths. "Obviously
we did not want or anticipate she'd be
born into the most significant economic
downturn since the Depression," Royal
Caribbean International President & CEO
Adam Goldstein told The Associated Press
in an interview earlier this month.
"Even in this environment, we're excited
about her."
She sets sail as cruise lines clamor to
increase capacity, adding newer and
bigger ships to their fleets.
But the upshot of that situation is that
the rates now on offer for the WANZeGRAM
group sailing represent a most
outstanding value.
The size is staggering. The ship can
accommodate 6,300 passengers in addition
to the 2,100 crew members required to
provide all the shipboard services on
offer. Company officials are banking
that its novelty will help guarantee its
success.
The enormous ship features various
"neighborhoods" themed to sports,
shopping, a boardwalk area, and squares
and plazas with an unprecedented touch
of nature. The ship features fully
landscaped "living parks and promenades"
with real lawns and woodland trees as
well as -
A
tropical environment with climbing vines
and palm trees counted among the amazing
12,000 living on-board plants.
 All
the live plants, trees, and grass will
be planted after the ship arrives in
Fort Lauderdale. What would normally
constitute "inside (windowless) cabins"
on any other ship, are actually
inside/looking-outdoors cabins on this
ship, offering verandah views of the
open-air center section of the ship,
which is flanked on either side by what
amounts to hotel towers.
In the stern, a 750-seat outdoor
theater - modeled on an ancient
Greek amphitheater - doubles as a
swimming pool by day and an ocean
front theater by night.
The pool has a diving tower
with spring boards and two 33-foot
high-dive platforms!
Accommodations include loft cabins
with floor-to-ceiling windows, and
1,600-square-foot luxury suites with
balconies overlooking the sea or
promenades.
One of the "neighborhoods" named
Central Park features a square with
boutiques, restaurants, and bars,
including -
A bar
that moves up and down between three
decks, allowing guests to get on and
off at different levels!
Other
fantastic amenities:
Four Swimming Pools
Volleyball Courts
Basketball Courts
9-Story Diagonal Zip Line
Surf Boarding
Boxing Ring
Fitness Center
Library
Miniature Golf Course
Vitality At Sea Full Service European
Spa
Shopping District
Carousel
World Class Casino
Ice Skating Rink
Whirlpools
Rock Climbing Wall
Fountain Show
Tri-Level Main Dining Room with Grand
Staircase
Beauty Salon
Barber Shop
Art Gallery
Wine Bistro
Dozens Upon Dozens of Lounges
Disco
Comedy Club
Jazz Club
Lecture Series
CHAMPAIGNE BAR
CHOPS GRILLE
GIAVONI'S TABLE
SEAFOOD SHACK
Ice Cream Parlor
Donut Shop
JOHNNY ROCKET'S
Jogging Track
Kids' Zone
Sports Pool
Card Room
Solarium
Chapel
Arcade
AZUMI Asian Cuisine
Pizzeria
24-Hour Complimentary Room Service
&
1, 300-Seat Broadway-Style Theater
And that
Broadway-style theater is presenting
full-length Broadway musicals being
presented by the actual National Touring
Companies of the various shows. During
the WANZeGRAM 7-day group sailing (April
24, 2010), that show will be HAIRSPARY.
Just take a gander at some of the
grandeur:

It may also interest you to know
that Middo Llus - Project engineer
overseeing the construction of the
Oasis of The Seas at the Turku
shipyard where the mega ship was
built - proclaims this ship to be,
"...the most environmentally
friendly cruise ship to date. It is
much more efficient than other
similar ships." He goes on to
explain the Oasis of the Seas
reclaims all run off water from
passenger use for everything from
grounds keeping irrigation to water
cooling of machinery, and he asserts
that the ship will dump "zero sewage
into the sea."
The Oasis of the Seas is due to make
its U.S. debut on November 20, 2009
at her home port, Port Everglades in
Florida, well in advance of its
highly publicized December roll out.
 On
her way to Florida, the ship off
loaded some 300 construction
workers to tenders awaiting the
vessel just off the South Coast of
England. An additional 200, mostly
craftsmen/finish construction
workers, have remained on board to
continue putting the finishing
touches on the grand dame of the sea
in a race against the clock as she
sails toward Port Everglades. While
the ship is crossing the Atlantic
there is 24/7 activity which
involves everything from paint touch
ups to the installation of moldings,
trip guards, and signage, as well as
the polishing of marble, and final
oil treatments of fine wood surfaces
and such. There are also over one
thousand minor cosmetic repairs
which have been identified that must
be completed before the first
passengers board. These include
tasks such as replacing patches of
carpet or tile that, after being
laid, may have been soiled, broken,
or torn during the installation of
an unrelated element while still in
the shipyard. The line is being
meticulous to a fault to ensure the
very first passengers encounter a
ship in the most pristine condition
humanly possible. And of course,
once the ship arrives in Florida,
there will be those 12 thousand
trees and vines and shrubs, along
with pallet after pallet of sod,
that will be sitting on the dock in
Port Everglades waiting to be
planted on board the ship the moment
she arrives.
PRE-FLORIDA DEBUT SAVINGS END SOON
Make your reservations NOW to
join the WANZeGRAM group which will
comprise just a portion of a much
larger group of gay & gay friendly
passengers who will be booking from
across the country and around the
world for the 7-day Eastern
Caribbean-Itinerary sailing from
Port Everglades on April 24, 2010.
Prices are expected to increase once
the ship debuts in Fort Lauderdale
on November 20.
To enjoy pre-sailing savings -
please make your reservation now!
Only
a $250 deposit is required at this
time.
When making your reservation.
be certain to state you are with the
WANZeGRAM
GROUP
And you will receive
a
$25.00
per-cabin Shipboard Credit
And an invitation to an exclusive
WANZeGRAM Group Party
To book right now simply ask for
Craig
Nordengren
when calling
407-718-9245
Or email Craig at
cnordengren@cruiseshipcenters.com
For more complete information and
lots of great pictures of the ship,
visit the CRUISE WITH WANZIE page on
the Wanzie.com website:
http://www.wanzie.com/cruise.html
Or
Email Wanzie directly and he'll
send you a 42-page PDF online
brochure about the ship, if you
like.
Or
Just bite the bullet to get set for
the vacation of a lifetime, and -
BOOK NOW:
407.718.9245
cnordengren@cruiseshipcenters.com
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Was Mr. Steve of Bel Air the Inspiration
for this Doll? |
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If you haven't yet seen Barbie Palm
Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll, well, here
he is! Now your life is complete. He's
part of a Palm Beach Collection of
dolls, but really, this is the winner of
the batch. Rooted hair! White pants
after Labor Day! Bite-sized dog! This
doll has it all.
Barbie Palm Beach Sugar Daddy
Ken Doll Description:
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Lookin' for a sugar daddy?
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Head to Palm Beach with Ken!
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Silkstone Barbie Doll body and part
of the elite Gold Label Collection.
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Made with the adult collector in
mind!
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Includes accessories and a
certificate of authenticity.
"Join the cool
sophistication in breezy Palm Beach!
Sporting a dashing jacquard-patterned
jacket with a light pink polo shirt and
crisp white pants, this Ken Doll is
ready for the Palm Beach social season,
sunning by the pool, and a stroll with
his furry little companion. Fashion
designed exclusively for the Silkstone
Barbie Doll body, he's made with the
adult collector in mind. This item
includes a Ken doll, jacket, pink polo
shirt, white shoes, dog with leash, swim
trunks, accessories, doll stand, and
certificate of authenticity. Look no
further for your sugar daddy!"
And so goes the official description
from the doll's manufacturer. But don't
get your heart set on Christmas
gift-giving of Palm Beach Ken just yet;
he's not set to debut until April 2010
(although advance orders are already
being taken online).
Just looking at Palm Beach Sugar Daddy
Ken puts one in mind of Mr. Charles,
from the play Mr. Charles Currently
of Palm Beach, as portrayed on the
Orlando stage by actor Frank
McClain. But WANZeGRAM
subscriber/friend Scott Stowell
posted this query on Facebook concerning
the doll:
"Seriously? Did our dear friend Mr.
Steve of Bel Air have something to do
with this?"
We at the WANZeGRAM World Headquarters
believe that to be quite possible. The
similarities between Mr. Steve and this
doll are uncanny, and after all, Mr.
Steve (Singhaus) of Bel Air did in fact
provide the costuming for McClain's
rendition of Mr. Charles right from his
own closet.
The doll in question is the latest in a
series of Palm Beach-inspired Barbie
collectables due out next year. Palm
Beach Ken will be marketed alongside
these three other dolls from his
neighborhood:

Barbie Palm Beach Coral
Doll: $179.99
Barbie Palm Beach Swimsuit Doll:
$58.99
Barbie Palm Beach Caftan Doll:
$87.99
Clearly the little guy, whose official
full name is - Barbie Palm Beach
Sugar Daddy Ken Doll - will be
the standout of the group. He's priced
at $69.69 (Isn't that cute?), and is
sure to be a big hit.
Let's hope Mr. Steve is getting
royalties.
NOTE: You may
pre-order* your very own Barbie Palm
Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll right now, if
you like, by clicking on this link:
*Your credit card will not be charged
until the item is in stock in 2010.
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Vote WANZIE! / WAVE Awards Ballots Online
Now |
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Last year there was an uproar from a
certain rude and obnoxious member of the
Catholic clergy and an oft-times
belligerent Orlando City Commissioner
(whose growing reputation for
inappropriate behavior at public events
negates the need to even bother to print
her name anymore), when our very own
Wanzie dressed in a pope-like costume to
accept his 2008 Wave award for
"Orlando's Favorite Spiritual Leader"."
The WAVE Awards are Watermark Awards for
Variety and Excellence. Readers -
that's you - vote, and the results
determine the best that each included
city has to offer its LGBT community.
Some of you may remember these campaign
images created by Rich Charron for last
year's WAVE campaign:
We at the WANZeGRAM had
initially decided to be officially
uninvolved in campaigning for votes of any
kind this year, wanting to avoid any ill
tempered public altercations that might
arise from another Wanzie-win.
But then we considered all that Wanzie
did during his 2008 reign, which
actually warrants him thoughtful
consideration for the 2009 honor, not
the least of which was his portrayal of
a dedicated Catholic Priest in his play
NOT IN MY FATHER'S HOUSE, which was
recently presented as part of an evening
of Wanzie-penned One-Acts, THERE'S NO
PLACE LIKE HOME.
As a playwright, Wanzie treated the
institution of the Catholic Church with
great respect, and the character he
created for the Priest was one of a man
with deep abiding Christian convictions;
a decent gay man who chose to live his
life in the closet because he believed
to do otherwise would harm the Church he
so loved and also might diminish the
faith of those of his equally beloved
parishioners. The spiritual message of
the play was two fold: that the church
must take care to embrace and deal
compassionately with its at-risk gay
youth; and that Christianity and
homosexuality need not be exclusive of
one another. Thus we have concluded that
Wanzie actually qualifies for the
Spiritual Leader Award even more so this
year than last, so...
We at the WANZeGRAM
Officially Endorse
MICHAEL WANZIE
for
"Orlando's Favorite Spiritual Leader"
Wave Award 2009
AND WHAT ABOUT "FAVORITE ACTOR"?
Also,
largely with respect to his performance
as the Priest in the above mentioned
play, Wanzie certainly would not be
displeased to receive your vote for
favorite GLBT Actor. After all, as
Wanzie explains, "Not only did I portray
a man who loves and cherishes an
institution I personally consider
downright silly, I also had to 'act' as
though I actually enjoyed smelling,
licking, and kissing the glistening
sweaty bare chest of one Michael
Marinaccio. I was further challenged as
an actor to emulate an earnest desire to
kiss Mr. Marinaccio, and then I had to
appear as Though it was pleasurable for
me to press my lips against his
grotesquely perfect counterparts.
Finally, in what can only be viewed as
an award-winning moment of theatrical
genius, I was called upon to convey to
the audience that I was pleased to have
Mr. Marinaccio force me to kneel before
him and have my face smashed into his
private parts. I think it all came off
very convincingly, if I do say so
myself. And I am certain Michael
Marinaccio would agree I did one very
fine job of pretending to love and adore
him. I can't think of any other Orlando
actor who was called upon to play so
against his real nature and natural
instincts this past theatrical season
than was I in having to appear to lust
after Michael Marinaccio. So, yes, it's
true, I would not be unhappy to garner
your vote for myself to be named Wave
award winner as your favorite GLBT actor
of the year.
EDITORS NOTE:
The above two WAVE award
endorsements do not necessarily
reflect the opinion of any WANZeGRAM
staff member other than that of
Wanzie himself. The use of the term
"We at the WANZeGRAM" has been used
rather loosely with regard to the
above endorsements, which we regret
to inform you, Wanzie himself wrote.
(One of the advantages of being the
guy whose name appears on the
masthead of this publication, we
guess) That having been said, we
offer our best wishes to Wanzie, and
our sincere apologies to Mr.
Marinaccio.
Before you click on the link
below to vote for Wanzie, please pay
attention; there are a couple of very
important rules:
Rule #1: You must fill
in at least 15 answers to be eligible.
Surveys with fewer than 15 answers will
be discarded. (It takes only 2 minutes
to complete the form.)
Rule #2: One survey per
person. In the case of multiple surveys
from a single respondent, all will be
discarded.
Unfortunately, due to the many, many
friends, paying advertisers, and
subscribers to the WANZeGRAM, so very
many of whom deserve our endorsements
for various WAVE awards in categories
which would result in them competing
head to head, we had to make the
difficult decision to NOT endorse anyone
other than Wanzie for any award.
EDITORS NOTE:
Well, isn't that convenient? Please
feel free to utilize our ongoing
invitation to submit a Short Take, a
My Two Cents article, or just your
basic mail to the WANZeGRAM should
you, yourself, wish to call
attention to someone or someplace
you feel is deserving of a Wave
Award. Our hands are tied, but you
can write in what ever you like, and
chances are we might print it.
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Preview WORLD
ACCORDING TO WANZIE Here!


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Official Tally from Miss OBTA Pageant |
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"Record funds were raised in
uncharacteristically record pace
dictated by Master of Ceremonies and
12-year Miss OBTA
veteran-volunteer Michael Wanzie,"
reports event producer Jeff Horn.

Donations continue to come in following
the October 22nd benefit held at the
Parliament House's Footlight Theatre in
support of the Genesis Community
Program.
The
current tally is
$14,871.00
A 31% increase over last year's
Miss OBTA Fundraiser
The over-whelming success is thanks to
a very generous and loyal crowd, a core
group of over 50 volunteers,
and fantastic and abundant raffle
prizes and auction items.
The packed house included local
dignitaries Orange County Commissioner
Linda Stewart, and State House Candidate
Todd Christian.
Other local luminaries in attendance
included Parliament House owners Don
Granatstein and Susan Unger, Realtor to
the stars David Dorman, DOUG - who
hosted a fabulous pre-show trivia
contest, celebrity judges Jacqueline
Jones, Orlando City Commissioner Daisy
Lynum, MOIRA, and Miss Sammy, as well as
the owners of both Stonewall
Neighborhood Bar and BarCodes.
Costumer to the stars Marcy Singhaus and
husband Mr. Steve of Bel Air were also
in attendance, as were auction
coordinators Jack and Margo Dixon, who
also provided all the photos in this
section. The ever demure Rai Liau was
quietly in attendance and busy working
very, very hard behind the scenes.
The overall beauty and talent on stage
at this year's pageant was
unprecedented:

THE TITLE WINNER WAS EUREKA LIQUOR!
Donations
to the Genesis Community Program, a
501(c)(3) organization serving children
and families in Orlando's Parramore
neighborhood, are still being accepted,
and are especially needed in light of
the holiday season which is upon us.
Checks may be made out to Genesis
Community Program and given to Wanzie,
Jeff Horn, Commissioner Lyman, or any
other person associated with the event.
Checks may also be dropped at The
Parliament House front desk to be placed
in Wanzie's in basket, or may be mailed
to
Jeff Horn
1219 W Smith Street
Orlando, Florida 32804
The organization wishes to extend its
sincere thanks to the many companies,
organizations, and individuals who so
generously donated items and/or services
to benefit this most worthy charity.
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From Pancake Hostess to Cabaret Star -
Mitzi's Back! |
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If you're like most people, you've
probably wondered what goes on behind
the closed doors of America's favorite
pancake house (trademark pending). You
may ask yourself - Who is this Mitzi
Morris I've heard so much about? Where
is she from? What has she done? And
most importantly, is she single?
After exhaustive research, combing
through the police blotters of the upper
mid-west, we at the WANZeGRAM can report
that Mitzi Morris is a Minnesota native
who has traveled extensively around this
great nation of ours before settling
down in Orlando, where she now works as
a hostess at a chain pancake restaurant.
Recently Mitzi also starting working as
an occasional cruise director for the
Rivership Romance in Sanford, FL.
No stranger to stage or screen, local
audiences first fell in love with Mitzi
on the now-defunct QCast Connection
podcast, as well as those few who were
lucky enough to catch her warming up her
dulcet tones at the infamous rural
Orange County piano bar, the "COME ON
INN."
With the help of alter-ego/writer/actor
Kevin Kriegel, and well- known pianist
John B. deHaas, Mitzi will once again
share her most intimate secrets via
story and song.
Come to the Cabaret!
Experience this delightful musical romp
through the life and times of:
Mitzi
Morris
NEW GIRL IN TOWN
Sundays: November 8, 15,
& 22
6 PM
Footlight Lounge at The Parliament House
Reservations:
407.496.4253
NOTE: Online reservations are no
longer available for the Sunday Cabaret
Series. Cabaret reservations may be made
by phone only, at the number listed
above.
Reservations for fully staged
theatrical plays and musicals presented
by Wanzie Presents remain ONLY available
online at
www.WANZIE.com/boxoffice
Make plans now to see
"Orlando's Favorite Pancake Hostess"
RESERVATIONS: 407.540.0317
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Now on Sale
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WORLD PREMIERE PRODUCTION
OPENING NIGHT - THIS SATURDAY
BEST SEATS AVAILABLE FOR
ALL DATES!
RESERVE NOW!
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We've Got
Mail! |
Patti
Sheehan Saga Continues
Wanzie shares FINAL thoughts in
response to letter below
Declares he is DONE!
Wanzi,(NOTE: This is the
misspelling of the name "WANZIE" as
submitted by the letter-writer, so
one can deduce from that how well
she knows him...)
Why don't you and your idiot
readers like this Jeff Horn, who
ever he is, stop tearing down Patti
Sheehan? What has she ever done to
you? And what have YOU two ever done
for this community?
-
Trish Ireland
Dear Trish,
Patti has done plenty to me, and I
could fill a page as to why I don't
particularly care for the woman, but
suffice it to say I'm not fond of a
person who tells a vicious lie about
me over and over and over again, for
years now, and refuses to stop
telling said lie even after
presented with absolute proof that
what she is saying is undeniably
untrue. I am not fond of a person
who uses their position in
government as a platform from which
to threaten others. I am not fond of
anyone who has tried to cost me my
job, or anyone who has verbally
assaulted me in public (on more than
one occasion), or anyone who invites
themselves to sit at my table at a
restaurant and then leaves without
paying for their meal. Patti Sheehan
has done all those things to me, and
more.
It may interest you to know that I
have, at several points in time,
tried in vain to put past issues
between Patti and me behind us, and
I had forgiven her some really
horrible things she had done behind
my back, including her despicable
attempt to have me fired from my job
as director of a Gay & Lesbian
community service organization I
helped to build. I have tried
earnestly to get along with her, but
Patti seems ill content to be on
good terms with me, and has
consistently initiated another
fracas each time we manage to go
through a spell without friction
between us. She is not happy getting
along with me, nor is she interested
in getting along with me. So I am
officially done trying. I officially
dislike the woman, and have lost all
respect for her, and I will not
allow myself to be burned again by
her, as I have been in the past each
time I have attempted to mend
fences, only to have her tell the
same old lie about me again, or to
take issue with me once again in
public. I am done with her once and
for all. And yours, Trish, will be
the last letter or posting I answer
concerning the rift between Patti
and me which has always been
attributable to her intense dislike
for me, in which she became vested
long before ever even having met me.
I am weary of being against Patti,
so I'm going to do my level best,
starting right now, to just pretend
she doesn't exist. I don't need to
be wasting my time and energy being
against Patti when there are so many
far more deserving people who are
actually worthy of my time and
energy whom I need to be supporting.
Any time I spend dealing with this
ridiculous nagging Patti issue is
time someone actually worthy of my
support is not getting. So I'm going
to try to turn over a new leaf (not
in an attempt to get along with
Patti; that never seems to work for
her), but rather to just forget her,
if at all possible.
My new mantra: "Patti who?"
Now, with regards to your second
question:
If you really have to question what,
if anything, Jeff Horn and I have
done for this community, then you
are obviously not an engaged
participant in it. You obliviously
are not engaged in local politics,
care little for the disenfranchised
among us, and have no knowledge of
Orlando's GLBT history.
You may read elsewhere in this very
WANZeGRAM that Jeff Horn just raised
over $14,000 to help at-risk
under-privileged youth in Orlando's
Parramore neighborhood. That's just
one of many, many examples of what
Mr. Horn has done for this
community. But then again, if you
actually subscribed to and read the
WANZeGRAM, you would know what a
blessing this community has in Jeff
Horn. Obviously you don't read the
WANZeGRAM, or you would not have
been stupid enough to question what
Jeff Horn or I have done for this
community. Therefore, your impetus
and motive in writing to this
publication in support of Patti,
while at the same time implying that
Jeff Horn and I have likely done
nothing for the community, is
automatically suspect in my book,
and was certainly written from an
ill-informed mindset with no idea as
to whom you were questioning. All
this leads me to believe you are one
of Patti's minions who support the
woman for no other reason than that
she is gay. I know I speak for Jeff
as well as myself when I say, quite
frankly, that simply being gay is
not reason enough for any politician
to garner our support, nor should it
be the sole deciding factor for any
gay person of conscience when
choosing to vote for a candidate.
Also Trish, I find it curious that
while you and I do not know one
another (if in fact Trish Ireland is
your real name), the email letter
you sent to me, which had "For
wanzigram (misspelled by the way)
publication" written in the subject
box, did not reach me through the
"email Wanzie" link provided in the
WANZeGRAM and on my website, but
rather, it came to me by way of one
of my least published private email
addresses. Almost as if you were not
writing in response to anything you
yourself had actually read in the
WANZeGRAM.
Curious that.
So In conclusion, Trish, I would
like to invite you to actually
subscribe to this free e-publication
and then you would know first-hand
what Jeff Horn and I, along with so
many other wonderfully dedicated
friends of ours, actually do for
this community. But I suspect that
being a friend of Patti's you would
prefer to remain ignorant to our
many civic and charitable endeavors.
And by the way, if YOU, in fact,
were actually out there doing
anything for this community, you
would never have had to inquire as
to what Jeff or I might be doing for
the community; you would know
first-hand, because you would know
us.
And thus with you, I am also now
DONE!
Here's wishing you a lovely day
wrapped snuggly in your blissful
ignorance.
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WANZIE
Public PS. - Please don't anyone
write in asking me anything further
about Patti Sheehan in an attempt to
elicit a response from me. I'm done
responding. Done. Done! DONE! My
standard response will now be the
afore mentioned, "Patti Who?", so
don't waste your time. Hopefully she
will follow suit and forget who I
am, as well. What a blessing that
would be!
(Deep breath)
We at the WANZeGRAM are always just
as pleased as punch to receive,
post, and answer our mail in this
public forum. But it takes two to
play! Send your email to WANZIE!
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"Happy Birthday, Jerry Matasso. You
are my everything! With love beyond
words"
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Thom
"If I had to live my life again, I'd
make the same mistakes, only
sooner."
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Tallulah Bankhead
"If I had to live my life again, I'd
get high sooner."
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Wanzie
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THE COLOR PURPLE
From the classic Pulitzer
Prize-winning novel by Alice
Walker, and the film by Steven
Spielberg, comes a soul-stirring
new musical and landmark
Broadway event. The stage
production of THE COLOR PURPLE
is set to a joyous score
featuring jazz, ragtime, gospel,
and blues. THE COLOR PURPLE is a
story of hope, a testament to
the healing power of love, and a
celebration of life!
Broadway Across America/Florida
Theatrical Association Presents
Remaining Performances
Tonight at 8,PM
Also
Saturday, November 7 at 2,PM &
8,PM
Sunday, November 8 at 1,PM &
6:30 PM
Carr Performing Arts
Centre
401 West Livingston
Street
Orlando, FL 32801
$38 - $70
Box Office: 407.849.2000
COMEDY - SLEUTH'S
SIZZLING COMEDY
If you like "Whose Line Is It
Anyway?" then you'll love the
family at Mama's
Place! on Friday
evenings at Sleuth's in Orlando.
Interact with outrageous
characters. See hysterical
improvised comedy based on
audience suggestions.
Participate in interactive game
shows. You become part of the
fun as a team of some of the
funniest performers in Orlando
creates the fun before your very
eyes! (Adult content and
language, for mature audiences.)
On Saturday nights the stage is
set for Stand-Up
Comedy Spotlight!
Sleuth's invites youto see the
best in Central Florida stand-up
talent. Hosted by Miller Lite
Mic Night competition
winnerKevin White. Comics appear
courtesy of the Best Of British
Pub open mic nights. Come and
laugh with the hilarious
stand-up stars of
tomorrow! (Adult content and
language, for mature audiences.)
Sizzling Comedy
Mama's Place! On
Fridays
Stand-Up Spotlight on Saturdays
10 PM
Sleuths Mystery Dinner
Theatre
8267 International Drive
Orlando, FL 32819
$10
Full bar and light bites
available for purchase
(Comedy series shows are not
dinner theater presentations.)
Stand-Up Spotlight shows are
only $5 with theme park/service
industry ID.
Reservations (407)
363-1985

POKER - TEXAS HOLD,'EM
TOURNAMENT
The Orlando Shakespeare Theater's
annual Fall Poker Tournament;
No-Limit Texas Hold 'Em, with
professional dealers,
racetrack-style poker tables, and
Blackjack. Plus FREE pizza & snacks,
beer, wine and soft drinks for
participants. The top 10 players in
the tournament will receive prizes
valued at $100 or more, such as a
gift certificate to the Mall at
Millenia, gift certificates to local
restaurants and retail outlets,
attraction tickets, etc. Suggested
donation is $50 (Re-buys available
till the break for $30 donation).
Blackjack table play available for
non-tournament participants (and for
the enjoyment of those competitors
who get knocked out of the
tournament early on), at a modest
fee. Only actual tournament players
need reservations.
To Reserve: Just
call the box office during normal
business hours (M-F 10-5)
407.447.1700, or register online 24
hours a day by visiting
www.orlandoshakes.org
SHAKESPEARE POKER TOURNAMENT
Texas Hold 'Em and Blackjack
Fundraiser
Friday, November 6, 2009
Registration: 6:30,PM
The John and Rita Lowndes
Shakespeare Center
Loch Haven Park
812 East Rollins Street
Orlando, FL 32803
THEATER -
YANKEE TAVERN
Orlando Shakes
presentation of a modern thriller by
award-winning playwright Steven Dietz.
A condemned tavern in New York City is
the setting for intrigue and conspiracy
centering on the events of September 11,
2001. "It is the Mother of All
Conspiracies: when an entire nation is
led to believe something completely
different than the thing they have seen
for themselves!" What is coincidence and
what is fact?
The outstanding
cast, under the direction of
Anne Hering, includes
Shakespeare Theater favorites
Tom Nowicki (Opus), Jim
Ireland (Glass Menagerie),
Zack Robidas
(Wittenberg) and Shakespeare Theater
newcomer Katherine Skelton.

Yankee Tavern
is the kind of play you'll be thinking
about long after you leave the theater.
Artistic Director Jim Helsinger says of
the play, "The first preview audience
was captivated by act one, with lots of
lively discussion at intermission.
Before the final moments of the show,
the air in the Goldman theatre was
charged with curiosity as to what
happens next." Come decide for
yourself.
Yankee
Tavern
October 14 to November 8
Wednesday-Thursday - 7 pm
Friday-Saturday - 8 pm
Sunday - 2 pm
Senior Matinees, October 21 & 28,
November 4 - 2 pm
John & Rita Lowndes Shakespeare
Center
812 E. Rollins Street
(Loch Haven Park)
Orlando, FL 32803
$14-$38
Phone orders:
407.447.1700
Online Tickets:
www.orlandoshakes.org

THEATER -
JEKYLL & HYDE
The Greater
Orlando Actors Theatre production opens
Friday, October 30th, but they are
offering their early ticket buyers a
special discount.
Between now and opening night, all you
have to do is enter the coupon code
EARLYSALE in your shopping cart at
http://www.goatgroup.com/ . Just add
the tickets to your cart and enter the
code where it says "Enter Promotional
Code" and you will receive a $5 discount
on the regular adult ticket price.
The discount is good on all regular
adult tickets, including the Saturday,
October 31st Halloween Fundraiser.
Regular tickets for that event, normally
$30, include that evening's performance
of Jekyll and Hyde as well as the
post-show party, food, silent auction,
raffles, and cabaret. With EARLYSALE,
tickets for the Halloween Ball are only
$25.
Remember, this special coupon expires
when the show opens! Get your tickets
now!
JEKYLL AND HYDE: THE
MUSICAL
By Steve Cuden and Frank
Wildhorn
Directed by Paul Castaneda
Musical Direction by Don
Hopkinson
October 30 - November 27, 2009
Fridays/Saturdays 8 pm - Sundays 7 pm
Monday, November 9th Industry Night Show
8 pm
Greater Orlando Actors Theatre -
GOAT
669 Cherry Street, Winter Park, FL 32789
Off Fairbanks between I-4 and 17/92
Call 407.872.8451
For show overview and more information:
http://www.goatgroup.com/
TRAVEL - JOIN
WANZIE/WORLD'S LARGEST CRUISE SHIP
The departure date
for the seven-night Eastern-Carribean
Itinerary cruise sailing from the port
of Ft. Lauderdale is April 24, 2010.
Cruise with Wanzie and other WANZeGRAM
subscribers aboard what is soon to be
the largest cruise ship in the world -
Royal Caribbean's OASIS OF THE SEAS. The
time to book is right now. Only a $250
deposit is required at this time.
For complete information and lots of
great pictures of the ship, visit the
CRUISE WITH WANZIE page on the
Wanzie.com website:
http://www.wanzie.com/cruise.html
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A List of Coming and Ongoing
Attractions, which are not featured
elsewhere in your current WANZeGRAM
Nov. 13
FESTIVAL OF TREES - Orlando Museum of
Art
Nov. 28
Wanzie's STAR STUDED A CHRISTMAS CAROL
- Footlight Theatre
ONGOING
Through Nov. 7 THE SEAFARER -
Theatre Downtown
Through Nov. 8 - FOOD & WINE
FESTIVAL - Epcot
Nov. 10 OSBOURNE FAMILY LIGHTS
- Disney/Hollywood Studios
Nov. 27 CANDLELIGHT
PROCESSIONAL - Epcot
Nov. 27 A CHRISTMAS CAROL -
Theatre Downtown
Nov. 28 RENE' BRAY: SWEET and
SASSY - Sleuth's
Through Nov. 30 - DIANA The
People's Princess - Downtown
Disney
Dec. 1 RENT - Broadway at
Carr PAC
Through Jan. 3 - TATIANA'S
SHOWBOAT JUBILEE - Magic Kingdom
Wednesdays - BEACH BLANKET BINGO
- PH
Sundays - BRUNCH - Funky Monkey
Wine Company
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A Note From Wanzie:
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Please come out and join me for our
opening night of HOLY CRAP!
tomorrow night.
This show offers a fresh perspective on
some old beliefs from three new writers
with a most interesting and entertaining
tale to tell.
And what a cast of interesting
characters! (Both the characters in the
play and the actors portraying them):
David Lee is The Easter
Bunny going through a sexual identity
crisis.
I play Santa Claus, lisping my way
through a constant herbal-laced-cookie
haze.
Equity Actress Darby Ballard
plays my two-timing wife who is obsessed
with a certain Angel.
Steven Arwood is THAT
Angel. (He's hot. And he's shirtless
through most of the show. And that's a
good thing!)
New-comer Eric Fagan is
a renegade Elf with a gun and a secret
past..
And Joe Swanberg is our
lord and savior Jesus Christ (actually
he's a part time savior and full time
CEO of a marking company), with a
drinking problem..
As you can see, it's all just good,
clean Christian fun, under the direction
of Kenny Howard...and
it's just in time to usher in the
Holiday Season.
So Come All Ye Faithful to the Footlight
Theatre for a good laugh.
Hope to see you there.
Also, it may interest you to know that
tonight ends my two-week detox cleanse,
and I will be having my very first
alcoholic beverage (after 14 whole days
without a drop) while on stage, during
the show HOLY CRAP!, tomorrow night.
Should be fun!
Do come out and join that fun, and we'll
have a drink or two together after the
show, as well.
HOLY CRAP!
Saturday at 8,PM
Select A Seat Now!
I'm WANZIE and That's All I Wrote!
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