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	We at the WANZeGRAM are always just as pleased as punch to receive, post, and answer our mail in this public forum. But it takes two to play! Send your email question, concern, criticism, or accolades directly to WANZIE: wanziemichael@yahoo.com All letters must be signed with the first and last name of the person making the submission. WANZeGRAM staff reserve the right to edit letters. Letter writer WILL be identified in the gram if the submission is chosen form publication.

	Short Takes are just a quick snippet (40 words or less) from you. Congratulate someone on the occasion of their birth, anniversary, promotion, etc.: “Happy 40^th birthday, Martha!” – *Love, Louise Honeybucket* Share a random thought: “Why do people park on the driveway, and drive on the parkway?” – *David Slutpuppy* Share your brief opinion about local or world affairs: “Saw To Kill A Mocking Bird last night at Theatre Downtown. It was sensational.” – *Pruddie Rickets* “Dick Cheney is a dick!” – *Mary Cheney* Submit Your Short Take directly to WANZIE at wanziemichael@yahoo.com. Be sure to type "Short Takes" in the subject line. Short Takes submissions must be received no later than midnight on Sunday for inclusion in the following Thursday’s GRAM. A strict limit of 40 words maximum is imposed. You must provide your first and last name, which will be printed following your submission. Your name will not figure into your word count. All postings will be at the sole discretion of the management team at the lovely WANZIE.com World Headquarters, inconveniently located in Lake Mary, Florida.

	Got more to say than just a few words? Here is your chance to share your opinion on a particular subject (politics, celebrities, religion, justice, or lack their of) at length with your fellow WANZeGRAM subscribers; your very own guest op-ed piece, if you will. -or- Perhaps you just went on a trip to some fabulous destination, and want to share your experiences and advise your fellow subscribers on what to expect or look for should they decide to visit the same spot. -or- You had a horrible customer service issue about which you need to vent. This is your opportunity to have your say, and then some. My Two Cents submissions must be received no later than midnight on each Sunday for possible inclusion in the next Thursday’s GRAM. A strict limit of 400 words will be imposed. Please submit your column directly to WANZIE at wanziemichael@yahoo.com, and kindly type "My Two Cents" in the subject line. Accompanying pictures are encouraged, where appropriate

	We at the WANZeGRAM are always on the lookout for witty individuals with a flair for writing who would be willing to write an article about what’s happening in their little corner of the world…just once every 3 months. With so many WANZeGRAM subscribers now living in NYC, you would think one of them would like to be a WANZeGRAM Global Correspondent, as is Shaun McClain who sends us interesting news from the French Quarter 4 times a year. We would also love to have Theme Park correspondents who send in behind-the-scenes reports. In this capacity you may use a nom de plume, if you like Why not join our team of Global Correspondents? Just write to Wanzie, and he’ll get you set up. Kindly email Wanzie at wanziemichael@yahoo.com.
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